The Best 48 Spinner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spinner jokes. There are some spinner digit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spinner fidget spinner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spinner Jokes and Puns

What do you call a tiny person on a carousel?

Midget Spinner

Teacher: you cant be here this is a special eds class

Kid: *takes out fidget spinner*

Teacher: carry on

What do you call a midget doing a cartwheel?

A midget spinner.

Life is like a fidget spinner

Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening

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What do you call a midget with nunchucks?

Midget spinner


What did the British painter ask his fidget spinner?

"Am I your favorite autist?"

Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"

Spinner joke, Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

If you're ever in a hurry...

Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.

What do you call a breakdancing person with dwarfism?

a midget spinner

What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?

A Fidget Spinner.

How do you call a bunch of dwarfs on a merry-go-round?

A midget spinner.

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What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner

Sometimes I just want to pick up a dwarf and start twirling them around.

Then I'd have my very own midget spinner.

What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?

A fidget spinner

What do you call a Ferris wheel only for dwarfs?

Midget Spinner.

I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD

I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...

Spinner joke, I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD

What do you call a carousel made specifically for little-people?

a Midget Spinner

What do you call a spinner with numbers on it?

A digit spinner

What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?

A midget spinner.


What do you call a toy that doesn't want to go all the way?

A frigit spinner. Sorry...

what is a small person called who does breakdance?

Midget Spinner

What do you call someone who rotates small people very fast?

A midget spinner. Badumts!

A man walks into a bar with a fidget spinner...

The man asks the bartender:
Sir, is it okay for me to use my fidget spinner here?

Bartender:
Sir, it's 2017, you can be gay anywhere.

What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?

A midget spinner.

Roommate wanted to know what to get her host family while she is abroad. I told her to get her something American...

She got them a fidget spinner made in China.

How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?

Buy them a fidget spinner.

Spinner joke, How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?

News: British man who built world's largest Rubik's cube builds world's largest fidget spinner.

He then went home to the world's emptiest bed.

I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...

Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago

What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored?

A quidditch spinner.

(Told to me by a 7 year old)


How do you call a dwarf-juggling giant ?

midget spinner

What do you call a short guy on an exercise bike?

A midget spinner.

What do you call Michael J. Fox on a merry-go-round?

A fidget spinner.

DNA tests for white supremacists is like a fidget spinner.

It sounds like a good idea until you own one.

What do you call a merry-go-round with a little person on it?

A midget spinner


What's a Dwarf's favourite toy?

A midget spinner.

Yo mama so fat...

Hurricane Irma is her fidget spinner.

What is a carousel for small people?

A midget spinner.

Did you hear about the little person who got stuck in a blender?

He was a midget spinner

It's decent money, but you can't guarantee a living as a sign spinner.

They have a high turnover rate.

What do you call short people on a merry-go-round?

A midget spinner

You know this country is in bad shape

When the Statue of Liberty has to work part time as a sign spinner.

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

What do you call a break dancing midget?

A midget spinner

What do you call a little person in a wheelchair?

A midget spinner.

How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack?

It was all the rage last year.

If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...

Would he have died for our spins?

What do you call an epileptic on a merry-go-round?

A fidget spinner.

What do you call a dwarf in a wheelchair?

A midget spinner.

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