The Best 54 Spine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spine jokes. There are some spine ribcage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spine concussion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spine Jokes and Puns

Medical School Entrance Exam...

When I was young (100 yrs. Ago) and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility.



One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect."



Those who spelled "SPINE" became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.

How do you kill a book?

You break its spine.

Unscramble these words!

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?

Spine joke, Unscramble these words!

Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI

A spine

My daughter was playing hopscotch by herself...

So my daughter was playing hopscotch, and recited the words "*Step on a crack, and break your mother's back"

And then my wife's back bent over, I then shouted at her to stop playing, but she continued and then recited "*Step on a line and break your father's spine*"

And then the neighbor next door shouted in agony with his back bent.


If I had to remove any part in my body

I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back.

I need to get my spine removed..

It's been holding me back my whole life

Spine joke, I need to get my spine removed..

If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine.

It's really holding me back.

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

How I Nearly Became A Doctor

How I Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

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A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing

The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"

"Why?" says his wife, a little surprised

"Because it's holding me back!"

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book about autofellatio

"Well," says the librarian "We actually do have a book on that subject. It's that one over there, with the broken spine."

Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs.

I want to get my own back.

I can't believe my back is killing me.

My spine has some nerve.

Spine joke, I can't believe my back is killing me.

Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

A homicidal rapist is holding hands with a little girl.

They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".

I'm a vertebrate that's in love with the president elect.

I guess you could say I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.


What's the difference between an encyclopedia and a Republican senator?

The encyclopedia has a spine.

(Apologies to Senators Collins and Murkowski)

What's the worst part of my body?

The spine, it really holds me back.

An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets

P N E I S

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.

Doctor: "What body part would you be okay with losing?"

Patient: "my spine, it's holding me back"

A Spine surgeon's to-do list

1) Get back to work!

A word of thanks

I'd like to thank my eyes for showing me the light...

I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me...

And lastly, I'd like to thank my spine, for always having my back

I don't think i need a spine,

it's holding me back

When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
 

P  N  E  I  S
 

The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
 

Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.

What part of your body would you get rid of?

Some guy responded "My spine. It holds me back."

I asked my friend, "if you had to get rid of one body part what would it be?"

He said, "My spine, it holds me back."

What's the difference between Jeff Sessions and a book about Jeff Sessions?

The book has a spine.

Nearly became a Doctor

Only a few of my friends know that I nearly became a doctor. But this is what happened.

When I was young in the 1970's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

One of the questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.

The rest of us are sending jokes via the internet!

im thinking about removing my spine...

i feel like its only holding me back

I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to.

At least I assume that's what she meant when she said, "Prove to me you have a spine."

I went through a grueling and expensive procedure yesterday, having my spine and BOTH testicles removed

Still, the wedding presents were amazing

Using the letters P S N I E... name a part of the human body that works best when erect.

If you answered "SPINE" You are correct

I just got my spine removed

It held me back

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.

One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors

The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'

It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.

A man went into a bookstore and complained...

I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, That's because it has no spine.

If being spineless is a crime, sue me!

I think, I'll just plead guilty.

*On a serious note, I'll probably beg you to withdraw charges.*

I think I'm getting curvature of the spine...

I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?

It was about a weak back! (Sorry)

What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine?

A quarterback

What do you call a person with only 25% of their spine?

A quarterback

Rearrange these letters to from words

1.pneis
2.buttsxe

Did u get *spine* and *subtext*

yeah neither did i

Where do you go to get a new spine?

Talk to the guy in the back alley.

Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

My chiropractor says I have the spine of a 60 year old

I still have my own spine too, but it's good to have a spare

Rearrange the letters PNEIS ...

**When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.**Β 

**One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is erect.Β  Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.**Β 

**The rest of us are swapping jokes on Reddit.**

What extends flexibly from the hips, is 71 cm long in men, and has the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

A spine

Which important body part is most useful when erect and is spelled with the letters P E N I S?

The spine.

My dyslexic girlfriend told me I had a big spine.

While I misunderstood at first, she took it well.

Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

What did the back say when the brain asked how it was doing?

Im spine


What did the brain say when the question was returned?


Couldn't be header

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