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93 spine jokes and hilarious spine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Spine surgery often carries connotations of unease, but we're here to lighten the mood! Check out these funny jokes about the spinal column – from parsnips to thoracic vertebrae!

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Popular Spine Short Jokes

Short spine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spine humour may include short spinal jokes also.

  1. Do you know the football player whose missing 75% of his spine? He's the Quarterback.

    (My 2nd joke attempt X\_X)
  2. Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
  3. A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"
    "Why?" says his wife, a little surprised
    "Because it's holding me back!"
  4. What part of your body would you get rid of? Some guy responded "My spine. It holds me back."
  5. Doctor: "What body part would you be okay with losing?" Patient: "my spine, it's holding me back"
  6. What's the definition of a politician? A person whose skin is so thick they can stand upright even without a spine
  7. I asked my friend, "if you had to get rid of one body part what would it be?" He said, "My spine, it holds me back."
  8. What's the difference between Jeff Sessions and a book about Jeff Sessions? The book has a spine.
  9. A man went into a bookstore and complained... I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"
    The sales assistant said, That's because it has no spine.
  10. I just got my spine removed It held me back

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Spine One Liners

Which spine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spine? I can suggest the ones about bone and lower back.

  1. What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine
  2. I don't think i need a spine, it's holding me back
  3. I am a dyslexic gay man.. All day I think about is SPINE
  4. im thinking about removing my spine... i feel like its only holding me back
  5. What's the worst part of my body? The spine, it really holds me back.
  6. Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
  7. What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback
  8. Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
  9. I can't believe my back is killing me. My spine has some nerve.
  10. I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life
  11. A Spine surgeon's to-do list 1) Get back to work!
  12. Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back.
  13. If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back.
  14. what do you call a person without a spine? Dead.
  15. Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back! (Sorry)

Spine joke, Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about spine can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of spine puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Spine Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about spine you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean skull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make spine prank.

Medical School Entrance Exam...

When I was young (100 yrs. Ago) and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility.

One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when e**...."


Those who spelled "SPINE" became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.
He was kinda cute too.

How do you kill a book?

You break its spine.

I like my women how I like my file paper.

Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line.

Unscramble these words!

Unscramble these words!
1.) PNEIS
2.) HTIELR
3.) NGGERI
4.) BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?

Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI

A spine

I think when people talk about the "funny bone" they must mean the spine

Because after my sister broke hers she never laughed again.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

You break his spine.
(no hate Intended It's just funny)

My daughter was playing hopscotch by herself...

So my daughter was playing hopscotch, and recited the words "*Step on a crack, and break your mother's back"
And then my wife's back bent over, I then shouted at her to stop playing, but she continued and then recited "*Step on a line and break your father's spine*"
And then the neighbor next door shouted in agony with his back bent.

If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine.

It's really holding me back.

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...

... SPINE.

When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself...

Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight.

How I Nearly Became A Doctor

How I Nearly Became A Doctor
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered spine are doctors today.

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book about autofellatio

"Well," says the librarian "We actually do have a book on that subject. It's that one over there, with the broken spine."

A homicidal r**... is holding hands with a little girl.

They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".

I'm a vertebrate that's in love with the president elect.

I guess you could say I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.

As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate

He was all for it and said "It was holding me back"

What's the difference between an encyclopedia and a Republican senator?

The encyclopedia has a spine.
(Apologies to Senators Collins and Murkowski)

An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.

Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day

But is nowhere to be found on spine day

A word of thanks

I'd like to thank my eyes for showing me the light...
I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me...
And lastly, I'd like to thank my spine, for always having my back

What's long, hard, and has the letters p**... inside?

A spine.

When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
 
P  N  E  I  S
 
The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
 
Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.

The head surgeon shouted at me for accidentally severing the patient's spine.

I think I struck a nerve.

Nearly became a Doctor

Only a few of my friends know that I nearly became a doctor. But this is what happened.
When I was young in the 1970's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via the internet!

"I think I have something seriously wrong with my spine" said Quasimodo

"What makes you think that?" asked Esmeralda.
"Just a hunch"

I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to.

At least I assume that's what she meant when she said, "Prove to me you have a spine."

The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...

since he's clearly missing his spine.

I went through a grueling and expensive procedure yesterday, having my spine and BOTH t**... removed

Still, the wedding presents were amazing

Using the letters P S N I E... name a part of the human body that works best when e**....

If you answered "SPINE" You are correct

How do you get a book to stop closing on you?

You break its spine...

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

I just had operation to get rid of my spine

It was holding me back, anyway.

I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'

It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.

If being spineless is a crime, sue me!

I think, I'll just plead guilty.
*On a serious note, I'll probably beg you to withdraw charges.*

I think I'm getting curvature of the spine...

I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine

It was about a weak back

Put these letters together to form a word. P N E I S Clue: a body part that is very important when e**....

The answer is spine.

What do you call a person with only 25% of their spine?

A quarterback

Rearrange these letters to from words

1.pneis
2.buttsxe
Did u get *spine* and *subtext*
yeah neither did i

Where do you go to get a new spine?

Talk to the guy in the back alley.

I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it.

Too much backstory.

A friend and I went to a chiropractor exam and we had to unscramble the letters PEINS

He wrote SPINE, he's a chiropractor now and I spend all my time on reddit.

I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine

Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock

My chiropractor says I have the spine of a 60 year old

I still have my own spine too, but it's good to have a spare

Rearrange the letters PNEIS ...

**When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.** 
**One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is e**....  Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.** 
**The rest of us are swapping jokes on Reddit.**

What extends flexibly from the hips, is 71 cm long in men, and has the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

A spine

Which important body part is most useful when e**... and is spelled with the letters p**...?

The spine.

My dyslexic girlfriend told me I had a big spine.

While I misunderstood at first, she took it well.

What did the back say when the brain asked how it was doing?

Im spine
What did the brain say when the question was returned?
Couldn't be header

Be careful of woman who say you're a good catch.

They'll try to clean you and remove your spine.

Spine joke, I am a dyslexic gay man..

jokes about spine

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