The Best 11 Spinal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spinal jokes. There are some spinal vertebrae jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spinal cervical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spinal Jokes and Puns

First I got a tattoo on my cervical that said "5".

Next, I got one on my thoracic that said "4"

Then, I got one on my lumbar that said "3"

After that, I got one on my Sacrum that said 2"

And now, I'm getting one on my Coccyx that says "1"

It's the spinal countdown.

Shout out to my spinal cord

For always having my back

My pal called me and told me he's changing his name to Spinal Column.

I said, "I'll call you back !!"

Spinal joke, My pal called me and told me he's changing his name to Spinal Column.

I just had my spinal cord removed

It was holding me back, anyway.

Why couldn't the backbone play the piano?

He only knew the spinal chord


Catholic priests are like Spinal Tap's amps

...they go up to 11.

11 out of 10 people are ...

fans of Spinal Tap.

Spinal joke, 11 out of 10 people are ...

What do you get when you pat a skeleton on the back?

A spinal tap.

So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

Why was the spinal cord really jumpy?

It was part of a nervous system.

What do they give to the number 1 spinal surgeon each year?

The Lumbar-dy Trophy

You can explore spinal thoracic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spinal backbone dad jokes. There are also spinal puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spinal surgeons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spinal chord piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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