The Best 19 Spinach Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spinach jokes. There are some spinach shove jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spinach adult puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spinach Jokes and Puns

What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey?

Even with butter, children still do not like it.

What's fresher than baby spinach?

Aborted spinach

What does Spinach and Analysis Sex have in common? (nsfw)

If you are forced to have it as a child, you will not enjoy it as an adult.

Spinach joke, What does Spinach and Analysis Sex have in common? (nsfw)

Buttsex is a lot like spinach

If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.

Thank you Daniel Tosh.

What's the difference between spinach and sodomy?

None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them.


What does spinach and buttsex have in common ?

No matter how it's done, kids don't like it

Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both?

Popeye.

Source:
[My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]

Spinach joke, Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both?

If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach

Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?

My spinach arugula and radicchio salad was only spinach and arugula

I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...

What does sex and spinach have in common?

If you force it on someone as a child, they won't like it when they are older.

What does Popeye like with his spinach?

Virgin Olive Oil.

You can explore spinach veggies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spinach romaine dad jokes. There are also spinach puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the difference between spinach and boogers?

Kids don't eat spinach.

Which vegetable has the most torque?

Spin-ach!

What do women and spinach have in common?

They're best when creamed.

Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day?

Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!

What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together?

A spinage à trois.

Spinach joke, What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together?

I get a lot of solicitors at my house, salespeople, charity seekers, Jehovah's Witnesses, I've seen them all. But today I got someone at my door asking if I eat enough vegetables

I wasn't expecting some sort of spinach inquisition!

How does Popeye like his spinach?

With Olive Oyl

Pricey Pies

Did you know a pork pie in Aruba costs $1.50? A cheese and spinach pie will cost you $2.60 in Barbados. An apple pie is only $1.30 in Jamaica whereas a pecan pie will set you back $3.50 in Grenada.



And those are the pie rates of the Carribean.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spinach collard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spinach cauliflower piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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