Spinach Jokes

Funniest Spinach Short Jokes

Short spinach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spinach humour may include short spin you jokes also.

1. Buttsex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.
   Thank you Daniel Tosh.
2. I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat as much spinach as fast as possible. I'm going to call it Popeyedol.
3. Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day? Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!
4. You go your whole life making a great pumpernickel dip, and then BAM, one day you get 20 people asking for the recipe. Nobody expects the spinach inquisition.
5. What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it
6. My spinach arugula and radicchio salad was only spinach and arugula I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...
7. Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both? Popeye.
   Source:
   [My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
8. What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it.
9. When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
   And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
10. What's the difference between spinach and s**...? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them.

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Spinach One Liners

Which spinach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spinach? I can suggest the ones about spins and asparagus.

1. How does Popeye like his spinach? With Olive Oyl
2. If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
3. What do women and spinach have in common? They're best when creamed.
4. What's the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach.
5. Which vegetable has the most torque? Spin-ach!
6. What's fresher than baby spinach? Aborted spinach
7. What do you call a vegi web? Spinach
8. I accidentally got a piece of spinach in my nose I'm thinking about leaving it in there.
9. Why is steak harder to cook than spinach? It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
10. What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray.
11. What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together? A spinage à t**....
12. What does Popeye like with his spinach? v**... Olive Oil.
13. What do you call a DJ with c**...? Spinach
14. What do spinach and s**... have in common? Kids don't like either with butter.

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What funny jokes about spinach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaghetti jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spinach pranks.