Spin You Jokes
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Short spin you jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spin you humour may include short spinning wheel jokes also.
- How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
- In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
- Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken. - My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
A Ferris wheel.
- How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
- When I put my shoes on earlier I suddenly felt very ill and drowsy and the room started spinning I think they might have been laced with something
- My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination. That's how they drowned.
- What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented.
- Why don't more men take spinning classes? Because guys don't want to be a around a bunch of women on their cycle.
- My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams "Hit the Blakes" & I'm like "I can't be that selective"
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Spin You One Liners
Which spin you one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spin you? I can suggest the ones about fidget spinner and spoke.
- I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
- If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
- What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken
- What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
- What do you call it when everyone spins round once? A communist revolution.
- If there's no God... ...then who spins the plate in microwave?
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies.
- I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing... It made my head spin.
- Did you hear about the Spanish Star Wars spin-off? It's about the chosen Juan.
- What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM? A frog in a blender.
- What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater.
- Picked up my new rug from Ikea! It's just a sheep and a spinning wheel
- What is an Alabama family's favorite game? Spin the bottle!
- I'm turning my washing machine into a car. Can't wait to take it for a spin.
Spin You Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spin you you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spin you pranks.
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he has to be drunk so the room spins around while he holds the lightbulb.
What do you call Bob Ross spinning around in circles at a theatre play?
Aphrodisiac
Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
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So I tried using one of those date r**... drugs the other night...
It turns out its really hard to r**... a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning.
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My two favorite "screw in a lightbulb" jokes
**How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
21. 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.
**How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Just Juan.
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So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a s**... video?
It must be a prequel spin off.
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A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'...
you should listen more at funerals.
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
A new spin on an old cliché
I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.
My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."
I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."
...I need to mute the phone more often.
Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
A blond has just purchased a set of tires...
...and asks, "do I ever need to change the air?" the technician chuckles and says, "no.. these new tires should never need new air. But you should rotate them every 10,000 miles."
The blond thinks for a moment and says, "Don't they spin while I'm driving?"
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How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
A blind man
A blind man walks into a store with his service dog. He goes to the middle of the store, picks the dog up by its hind legs and starts spinning around. Everyone in the store stops and stares. The store manager immediately runs up to him and says "Sir, can I help you find something?" The blind man, still spinning with the dog, says "nope, just looking around."
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
How do you make the letter "H" healthy?
You spin it.
It becomes spin-h.
juh-jen
TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series....
"15 and Mounting".
What do you call a spinning, bisexual dinosaur that loves Juno & Superbad?
Biceratops
"Doctor, doctor I keep seeing a spinning insect out of the corner of my eye..."
Doctor says "it's nothing it's just a bug going round."
I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
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dead baby jokes
Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph?
A. stopping it with a shovel.
In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids
It made my head spin.
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How many m**...-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring.
Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors.
If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari.
I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month.
... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari.
What happens when you spin an Asian around?
He becomes disoriental
What's it called when a cremated person spins in their grave?
A t-urn-ado.
What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?
To keep the captain cool.
If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.
Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!
Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them
Since we're doing old jokes: How do you stop a baby from spinning around in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
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If my grandmother knew how much money i spent on her f**...
She'd be spinning in her ditch
Why was Jesus hanging around the spinning teacups carnival ride?
He was taking away the sins of the whirled
How to start a revolution with change?
Just take a coin and give it a spin.
Life is like a fidget spinner
Just spins endlessly without anything fun happening
Little kids are like fidget spinners
They're overhyped.
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
Whats more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel ;;)
What is a politicians favorite setting on a washing machine?
The spin cycle.
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How do you get the Asian out of a China man?
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
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How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to swig till the room starts to spin.
Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?
To gain centipedal force
What's the hardest part about fidget spinning?
Telling your parents you're gay.
Why do subatomic particles go to the gym?
To have spin classes.
I tried to write an article about the world's most complicated top
But I couldn't figure out how to spin it.
A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
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When I spin around my s**... desire increases.
I think it's an aphrodizzyac.
Dating Spin Doctor
My girlfriend told me that I twist everything that she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat?
She keeps getting picked in spin the bottle
Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym?
It has a really great spin class.
Lots of people in the gym were looking at me and it was really encouraging.
I think they were impressed by my clapping and spinning star jumps.
With the success of American documentary shows like Moonshiners...
They should release a spin-off called Crackers
Did you hear about the cranial nerve BuzzFeed article?
The title was, "Facts about the 12 cranial nerves, number 11 will really make your head spin!"
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Imagine if Big f**... had gotten hold of Nikolai Teslas technological advancements and applied them to Coffins...
He would be spinning in his grave
I ordered dinner from Vertigo's Pizza last night
They delivered so fast that my head was spinning.
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room starts spinning.
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A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.
When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps p**... and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"
Can you perform a spinning dragon uppercut?
shor-yu-ken
Last week, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds
The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.
I've started wearing a bike helmet, cause I find safety important. Now people stare and make fun of me.
I'll never go to that spinning class again.
Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....
So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
Super stoked for the new Cosby Show spin-off...
Pudding it in Cosby.
I used to go out with a lady angler.
Until she started to spin me some line.
Did you hear about the new spin-off/crossover series starring Chris Pratt?
It's called Parks and Rex
The President was injured in a Tornado.
Thankfully his spin-doctor was close by.
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Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have s**... in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
An old lady walks into an Apple store with a dripping wet MacBook in hand.
She finds an employee and tells him that her MacBook wouldn't turn on after she cleaned it. The employee looks at the MacBook and sees that it's soaking wet.
Ma'am did you wash it with water? He asks.
Yes but I don't think that's what killed it. Replied the old lady.
Than what killed it? Asked the employee very confused.
The Spin Cycle.