Spin Jokes
106 spin jokes and hilarious spin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for a good time with these hilarious Spin Jokes! We have jokes about spin classes, spin bikes, spin the bottle, spin instructors, spinning you, moonshiners and more. Get ready to spin with laughter and find out why this type of humor is so overhyped!
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Funniest Spin Short Jokes
Short spin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spin humour may include short pins jokes also.
- How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. - How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for fox News to spin it. - How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
- How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
- How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house. - How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
- In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
- Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken. - How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder. - My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought.
What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?
A Ferris wheel.
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Spin One Liners
Which spin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spin? I can suggest the ones about swing and shaft.
- I love the way the Earth spins on its axis. it always makes my day.
- If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?
- How do you get the Asian out of a China man? Spin him around until he's disoriented.
- If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented.
- What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken
- If you spin an Asian man around really really fast... Does he become a disoriental?
- What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
- What do you call it when everyone spins round once? A communist revolution.
- If there's no God... ...then who spins the plate in microwave?
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies.
- I really like how the earth spins It really makes my day
- I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing... It made my head spin.
- Did you hear about the Spanish Star Wars spin-off? It's about the chosen Juan.
- What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM? A frog in a blender.
Spin You Jokes
Here is a list of funny spin you jokes and even better spin you puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
- When I put my shoes on earlier I suddenly felt very ill and drowsy and the room started spinning I think they might have been laced with something
- My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination. That's how they drowned.
- How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
- What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented.
- Why don't more men take spinning classes? Because guys don't want to be a around a bunch of women on their cycle.
- How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
- My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams "Hit the Blakes" & I'm like "I can't be that selective"
- A propeller is a big fan A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
- Why do married people spin their wedding band? They are trying to figure out the combination
Spin Class Jokes
Here is a list of funny spin class jokes and even better spin class puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym? It has a really great spin class.
- I've started wearing a bike helmet, cause I find safety important. Now people stare and make fun of me. I'll never go to that spinning class again.
- In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin.
- Why do subatomic particles go to the gym? To have spin classes.
- Did you hear that Dwight Shrute is running a spin class at the local Y? Yeah, apparently he's amazing at peddling stationary.
Spin The Bottle Jokes
Here is a list of funny spin the bottle jokes and even better spin the bottle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is an Alabama family's favorite game? Spin the bottle!
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat? She keeps getting picked in spin the bottle
Fun-Filled Spin Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about spin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rowing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spin pranks.
Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a s**... video?
It must be a prequel spin off.
How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
IMPOSSIBLE! They only know how to spin things to the left.
A blind man walks into a store with his guide dog
Takes the dog by the tail and starts to spin it around. A guard immediately comes to him and demands why is he doing this, to which the blind man answers: "No need to get agressive I'm just looking around!"
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
A new spin on an old cliché
I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.
My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."
I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."
...I need to mute the phone more often.
Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
A blond has just purchased a set of tires...
...and asks, "do I ever need to change the air?" the technician chuckles and says, "no.. these new tires should never need new air. But you should rotate them every 10,000 miles."
The blond thinks for a moment and says, "Don't they spin while I'm driving?"
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, lead by his seeing-eye dog. He stops in the middle of the bar, picks the dog up, places it on his shoulders and proceeds to spin in circles. The bartender asks the man, "Hey fella, why are you spinning around with your dog like that, huh?" The blind man stops and says, "Oh, I'm just looking around."
How do you make the letter "H" healthy?
You spin it.
It becomes spin-h.
juh-jen
I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
I need to get my spine removed..
It's been holding me back my whole life
I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring.
Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors.
If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari.
I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month.
... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari.
Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs.
I want to get my own back.
Comedy show
I'm going to do a show where I spin strawberries while I tell puns
I'll call it "Turn of Fraise"
What happens when you spin an Asian around?
He becomes disoriental
What does spinach and buttsex have in common ?
No matter how it's done, kids don't like it
Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!
Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them
What happens when you spin an oriental around?
They get disoriented.
A Spine surgeon's to-do list
1) Get back to work!
I don't think i need a spine,
it's holding me back
How to start a revolution with change?
Just take a coin and give it a spin.
Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both?
Popeye.
Source:
[My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
Little kids are like fidget spinners
They're overhyped.
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
What is a politicians favorite setting on a washing machine?
The spin cycle.
How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to swig till the room starts to spin.
Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?
To gain centipedal force
What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move?
Props to whoever can answer this.
I tried to write an article about the world's most complicated top
But I couldn't figure out how to spin it.
Did you hear about the optimistic workers down at the Washing Machine factory?
They absolutely hated their jobs but no matter what they always put a good spin on it.
Why was the spinal cord really jumpy?
It was part of a nervous system.
A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
When I spin around my s**... desire increases.
I think it's an aphrodizzyac.
Dating Spin Doctor
My girlfriend told me that I twist everything that she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
My spinach arugula and radicchio salad was only spinach and arugula
I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...
I just got my spine removed
It held me back
I just had my spinal cord removed
It was holding me back, anyway.
Did you hear about the cranial nerve BuzzFeed article?
The title was, "Facts about the 12 cranial nerves, number 11 will really make your head spin!"
I used to go out with a lady angler.
Until she started to spin me some line.
An old lady walks into an Apple store with a dripping wet MacBook in hand.
She finds an employee and tells him that her MacBook wouldn't turn on after she cleaned it. The employee looks at the MacBook and sees that it's soaking wet.
Ma'am did you wash it with water? He asks.
Yes but I don't think that's what killed it. Replied the old lady.
Than what killed it? Asked the employee very confused.
The Spin Cycle.
If being spineless is a crime, sue me!
I think, I'll just plead guilty.
*On a serious note, I'll probably beg you to withdraw charges.*
I was hand washing my clothes the other day...
Got a little dizzy during the spin cycle.
My spinster aunt thinks that statue of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
My wife made up this joke in a dream and woke herself up laughing...
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?
A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.
Where do you go to get a new spine?
Talk to the guy in the back alley.
After a night out on the town, a Jewish couple is taking a cab home.
When they arrive, the cabbie says, "That'll be $46, please."
The husband gives him a $50 bill and waits.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have change to give you." says the cabbie.
The husband says, "No worries, you can take us for a spin around the block a couple of times."
Slots
A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?" The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle. "And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.
The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."
I'm turning my washing machine into a car.
Can't wait to take it for a spin.
Early scientists watched the world spin for 24 hours. Then they got bored...
...and called it a day.
A guy sits down in a bar and orders drink after drink.
Is everything okay, pal? asks the bartender.
My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month he replied.
Trying to put a positive spin on it, the barman says well maybe see it as a good thing? You know, some peace and quiet?
Yeah, but today is the last day
