The Best 66 Spin Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spin jokes. There are some spin swirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spin prisms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spin Jokes and Puns
Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video?
It must be a prequel spin off.
Why did the male spider spin a web?
So he could catch all the fly ladies.
How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
IMPOSSIBLE! They only know how to spin things to the left.
A blind man walks into a store with his guide dog
Takes the dog by the tail and starts to spin it around. A guard immediately comes to him and demands why is he doing this, to which the blind man answers: "No need to get agressive I'm just looking around!"
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
A new spin on an old cliché
I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.
My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."
I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."
...I need to mute the phone more often.
Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
A blond has just purchased a set of tires...
...and asks, "do I ever need to change the air?" the technician chuckles and says, "no.. these new tires should never need new air. But you should rotate them every 10,000 miles."
The blond thinks for a moment and says, "Don't they spin while I'm driving?"
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A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, lead by his seeing-eye dog. He stops in the middle of the bar, picks the dog up, places it on his shoulders and proceeds to spin in circles. The bartender asks the man, "Hey fella, why are you spinning around with your dog like that, huh?" The blind man stops and says, "Oh, I'm just looking around."
How do you make the letter "H" healthy?
You spin it.
It becomes spin-h.
juh-jen
I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing...
It made my head spin.
What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?
They become disoriented.
If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times...
Does he become disoriented?
If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become?
Disoriented.
A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them.
Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.
I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
I need to get my spine removed..
It's been holding me back my whole life
In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids
It made my head spin.
How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari.
I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month.
... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari.
Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs.
I want to get my own back.
What happens when you spin an Asian around?
He becomes disoriental
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?
14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
What does spinach and buttsex have in common ?
No matter how it's done, kids don't like it
Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!
Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them
What happens when you spin an oriental around?
They get disoriented.
A Spine surgeon's to-do list
1) Get back to work!
I don't think i need a spine,
it's holding me back
How to start a revolution with change?
Just take a coin and give it a spin.
Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both?
Popeye.
Source:
[My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
Little kids are like fidget spinners
They're overhyped.
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
What is a politicians favorite setting on a washing machine?
The spin cycle.
How do you get the Asian out of a China man?
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to swig till the room starts to spin.
Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?
To gain centipedal force
What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move?
Props to whoever can answer this.
I tried to write an article about the world's most complicated top
But I couldn't figure out how to spin it.
A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
When I spin around my sexual desire increases.
I think it's an aphrodizzyac.
Dating Spin Doctor
My girlfriend told me that I twist everything that she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
If you spin an Asian man around really really fast...
Does he become a disoriental?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat?
She keeps getting picked in spin the bottle
Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym?
It has a really great spin class.
My spinach arugula and radicchio salad was only spinach and arugula
I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...
I just got my spine removed
It held me back
I just had my spinal cord removed
It was holding me back, anyway.
An old lady walks into an Apple store with a dripping wet MacBook in hand.
She finds an employee and tells him that her MacBook wouldn't turn on after she cleaned it. The employee looks at the MacBook and sees that it's soaking wet.
Ma'am did you wash it with water? He asks.
Yes but I don't think that's what killed it. Replied the old lady.
Than what killed it? Asked the employee very confused.
The Spin Cycle.
My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination.
That's how they drowned.
If being spineless is a crime, sue me!
I think, I'll just plead guilty.
*On a serious note, I'll probably beg you to withdraw charges.*
I was hand washing my clothes the other day...
Got a little dizzy during the spin cycle.
My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
My wife made up this joke in a dream and woke herself up laughing...
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?
A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.
Where do you go to get a new spine?
Talk to the guy in the back alley.
After a night out on the town, a Jewish couple is taking a cab home.
When they arrive, the cabbie says, "That'll be $46, please."
The husband gives him a $50 bill and waits.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have change to give you." says the cabbie.
The husband says, "No worries, you can take us for a spin around the block a couple of times."
How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
Slots
A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?" The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle. "And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.
The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."
Why do married people spin their wedding band?
They are trying to figure out the combination
I'm turning my washing machine into a car.
Can't wait to take it for a spin.
In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours.
They got bored though, so they called it a day
Early scientists watched the world spin for 24 hours. Then they got bored...
...and called it a day.
What is an Alabama family's favorite game?
Spin the bottle!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
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