Following is our collection of funny Spin jokes. There are some spin swirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spin prisms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
It must be a prequel spin off.
So he could catch all the fly ladies.
IMPOSSIBLE! They only know how to spin things to the left.
Takes the dog by the tail and starts to spin it around. A guard immediately comes to him and demands why is he doing this, to which the blind man answers: "No need to get agressive I'm just looking around!"
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.
My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."
I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."
...I need to mute the phone more often.
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
...and asks, "do I ever need to change the air?" the technician chuckles and says, "no.. these new tires should never need new air. But you should rotate them every 10,000 miles."
The blond thinks for a moment and says, "Don't they spin while I'm driving?"
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A blind man walks into a bar, lead by his seeing-eye dog. He stops in the middle of the bar, picks the dog up, places it on his shoulders and proceeds to spin in circles. The bartender asks the man, "Hey fella, why are you spinning around with your dog like that, huh?" The blind man stops and says, "Oh, I'm just looking around."
You spin it.
It becomes spin-h.
juh-jen
It made my head spin.
They become disoriented.
Does he become disoriented?
Disoriented.
Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken.
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
It's been holding me back my whole life
It made my head spin.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month.
... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari.
I want to get my own back.
He becomes disoriental
5
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
14,000.
1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
No matter how it's done, kids don't like it
Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them
They get disoriented.
1) Get back to work!
it's holding me back
Just take a coin and give it a spin.
Popeye.
Source:
[My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
They're overhyped.
Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.
The spin cycle.
Spin him around until he's disoriented.
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to swig till the room starts to spin.
To gain centipedal force
Props to whoever can answer this.
But I couldn't figure out how to spin it.
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
I think it's an aphrodizzyac.
My girlfriend told me that I twist everything that she says to my β¨advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Does he become a disoriental?
She keeps getting picked in spin the bottle
It has a really great spin class.
I waved my server down and said. This is absolutely radicchio-less...
It held me back
It was holding me back, anyway.
She finds an employee and tells him that her MacBook wouldn't turn on after she cleaned it. The employee looks at the MacBook and sees that it's soaking wet.
Ma'am did you wash it with water? He asks.
Yes but I don't think that's what killed it. Replied the old lady.
Than what killed it? Asked the employee very confused.
The Spin Cycle.
That's how they drowned.
I think, I'll just plead guilty.
*On a serious note, I'll probably beg you to withdraw charges.*
Got a little dizzy during the spin cycle.
...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?
A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.
Talk to the guy in the back alley.
When they arrive, the cabbie says, "That'll be $46, please."
The husband gives him a $50 bill and waits.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have change to give you." says the cabbie.
The husband says, "No worries, you can take us for a spin around the block a couple of times."
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?" The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle. "And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.
The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."
They are trying to figure out the combination
Can't wait to take it for a spin.
They got bored though, so they called it a day
...and called it a day.
Spin the bottle!
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to get drunk enough to make the room spin around.
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