Spilt Jokes
20 spilt jokes and hilarious spilt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spilt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Leak some saucy one-liners and laugh out loud! This article provides a list of funniest spilt jokes for all occasions, from spilt milk to spilt paint, guaranteed to keep you in stitches. Read on for the drippy puns that won't just drip, but pour out of your mouth!
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Funniest Spilt Short Jokes
Short spilt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spilt humour may include short spit jokes also.
- I almost got into an accident with someone who was texting and driving... luckily I braked just in time or else I would've spilt my beer.
- Spilt milk I hate how every time I come home and go to the kitchen my flat mate has spilled milk everywhere. How dairy
- I had a robot named Sir Kit One day I accidentally spilt some water on it and something caused it's legs to retract. It was a Short Sir Kit
- What type of coffee wake you up the best in the morning? Any coffee that spilt over your laptop.
- Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen.
- What did the sheep say to the interviewer when he spilt coffee on his resume? Don't worry, it's lamb-inated
- What did the French baker say when he spilt food-colouring in his baking supplies? Sucre Bleu!
- I can't believe I've just spilt ketchup all over myself! In Heinz sight, it's actually pretty funny.
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Spilt One Liners
Which spilt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spilt? I can suggest the ones about split and spat.
- What will the USA be called if it spilt into 2? USA and USB
- I just knocked over my water bottle and it spilt everywhere *no cap*
- This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool.
- My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself
- I've spilt paint. It's a dyer situation.
- I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.
- What do Tyrone's dad and George Bush have in common? They both cried over spilt milk.
- What did h**... do when he spilt his drink? Grabbed a cloth to wipe out the Juice.
Ridiculous Spilt Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about spilt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spilt pranks.
