The Best 14 Spilt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spilt jokes. There are some spilt spill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spilt shoppe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spilt Jokes and Puns

I almost got into an accident with someone who was texting and driving...

luckily I braked just in time or else I would've spilt my beer.

Spilt milk

I hate how every time I come home and go to the kitchen my flat mate has spilled milk everywhere. How dairy

I just knocked over my water bottle and it spilt everywhere

*no cap*

Spilt joke, I just knocked over my water bottle and it spilt everywhere

A guy spilt his cup of milk on me

How dairy!

I had a robot named Sir Kit

One day I accidentally spilt some water on it and something caused it's legs to retract. It was a Short Sir Kit


This girl just spilt ice all over my record player.

I played it cool.

What type of coffee wake you up the best in the morning?

Any coffee that spilt over your laptop.

Spilt joke, What type of coffee wake you up the best in the morning?

Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road?

It wasn't cement to happen.

My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...

Can't believe that chick pea'd herself

I spilt my epilepsy medication in my washing machine.

Now my clothes don't fit.

I've spilt paint.

It's a dyer situation.

You can explore spilt drip reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spilt milk dad jokes. There are also spilt puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the sheep say to the interviewer when he spilt coffee on his resume?

Don't worry, it's lamb-inated

What did the French baker say when he spilt food-colouring in his baking supplies?

Sucre Bleu!

Got fired from my tech support job

..When I had a customer phone up explaining they had a problem; spilt coke on their laptop.

"What's the problem? Can't you just snort it as usual?" didn't go down too well.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spilt pour jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spilt spew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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