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111 spilled jokes and hilarious spilled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spilled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This humorous article explores the concept of spilled jokes - jokes that are played out as if they were spilled liquids such as milk, paint, coffee, and oil. From a boiling pot of broth, to a casserole, to a spilled drink - see how it all comes together for the perfect joke. Read on for the full story.

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Funniest Spilled Short Jokes

Short spilled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spilled humour may include short spilt jokes also.

  1. C and C++ walk into a bar... After a few hours, C gets sloppy drunk and spills its drink all over C++. Outraged, C++ shouts, "good God C! Have you no class??"
  2. Husband: "Waiter, my wife spilled her water". Waiter: "No problem, I'll get you another one".
    Husband: "Make sure the next one likes sports".
  3. Went out for sushi last night And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don't Kikkoman when he's down
  4. A C and a C++ walk into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, "Good god, man! Have you no class?"
  5. I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm.
  6. Some idiot was texting and driving and rear ended my car. It spilled my beer all over the place.
  7. Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's? Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.
  8. My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.
  9. My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
    "Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser.
  10. Yesterday, I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him:
    "What's the word on the streets?"

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Spilled One Liners

Which spilled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spilled? I can suggest the ones about poured and leaked.

  1. I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans.
  2. I spilled coffee all over my Macbook... ...now it won't go to sleep.
  3. Bad news: I spilled coffee on my keyboard Good news: It's all under control
  4. I spilled a glass of water the other day If that's not irony, then I don't know what is.
  5. What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
  6. I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society... I kept spilling the beans.
  7. I just spilled my cup... ...and all I got was this tea shirt.
  8. My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans
  9. What did the man say when he spilled a drink? This one's on me.
  10. I spilled coffee on my laptop. now it won't go into sleep mode..
  11. What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?
  12. Why can't you trust fajitas? Because they tend to spill the beans.
  13. I spilled all of my peroxynitrite in the middle of an experiment I was like : " ONOO^- "
  14. Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN.
  15. Why can't you trust burritos? Because they will spill the beans!

Spilled Drink Jokes

Here is a list of funny spilled drink jokes and even better spilled drink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink... But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!
  • One time I tripped and spilled my drink on someone in the middle of a joke they were telling. I never heard the end of it.
  • Guy goes to the doctor Guy: "Doctor, I can't stop my hands shaking"
    Doctor:"do you drink a lot?"
    Guy: "Not really, I spill most of it"
  • A man rushes to a doctor Doctor, Doctor. You've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking.
    Do you drink a lot?
    Not really. I spill most of it!
  • Don't drink & drive. You'll spill your drink.
  • "Doctor, I can't stop my hands shaking!" "Oh, do you drink very much?"
    "No, I spill most of it."
  • Don't drink and drive You might spill some
  • Earlier today at a coffee shop, I spilled my drink all over the paper I was working on. The barista looked over and said, "Well, essay chai tea happens."
  • I've got a drinking problem. Sometimes beer spills out the sides of my mouth when I drink.
  • I spilled my drink.... in one fluid motion.

Spilled Coffee Jokes

Here is a list of funny spilled coffee jokes and even better spilled coffee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A Topologist comes into work covered in coffee. His colleague says "Oh no! Did you spill your donut?"
  • I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.
  • My waiter just spilled coffee all over me. I know it was just an accident, but I'm still bitter.
  • I spilled some coffee on my keyboard, Now i have no escape.
  • Today i asked myself the question: Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.
  • I accidentally spilled my coffee on an Indian friend's dress I told her I'm sari.
  • Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)
  • I spilled flour on my coffee machine one could call it a mealy-machine.
  • I spilled some coffee on myself It was a hot mess
  • Some people leave room for Jesus, I leave room for coffee. So I don't spill it.
Spilled joke, Some people leave room for Jesus, I leave room for coffee.

Spilled Milk Jokes

Here is a list of funny spilled milk jokes and even better spilled milk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Spilt milk I hate how every time I come home and go to the kitchen my flat mate has spilled milk everywhere. How dairy
  • What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk? Drama dairy
  • I just spilled milk all over my new iPhone. I could return it in time, once I find the cereal number.
  • When is milk on the Periodic Table of Elements When it spills.
  • Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
  • You can't cry over spilled milk but you can cry over spilled wine
  • My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air.

Spilled Oil Jokes

Here is a list of funny spilled oil jokes and even better spilled oil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.
  • Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
    A: An oil spill
  • What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill? A city slicker
  • What'd the Secretary of State say when the oil tanker spilled on the seal reserve? Whale at least it wasn't on porpoise
  • What's a group of black guys called? An oil spill. (insert triggered person here)
  • Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about spilled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of spilled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Spilled Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about spilled you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dumped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make spilled prank.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so...

...he spilled his guts to the cops.

The wife and I take our coffee pretty seriously. While making a p**... yesterday I spilled some.

She said that's grounds for divorce.

What did bob marley say when he spilled bleech in his washing machine?

Everything's gonna be all white!!

I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...

The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a b**...!'
Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'

Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?

Woke up in a Korma

Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my c**...

Punchline

What did the DJ do when he spilled acid on the floor?

He dropped the base.

I spilled spot remover on my dog

Now he's gone.

Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories

Someone spilled the beans.

I was at a café when a Frenchman spilled water on himself.

It was a pretty l'eau point in his life.
(L'eau is French for water)

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself...

Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight.

Milk joke

Walmart on a sunday night. Place is dead, my dad and I are stopping to grab some milk. Just a gallon. Go up to the cashier, she rings us up and we pay for it.
"Would you like a bag for that sir?" She asks us
My dad's swift reply: "No I'll keep it in the container, last time I put it in the bag it spilled everywhere."
First post hope you like it. :)

I accidentally spilled my bottle of r**... on the floor.

I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted.

My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...

...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"

An elderly couple is having dinner at a restaurant.

The wife spills soup on her blouse and says: "Oh no, I look a pig now."
Her husband responds: "Yeah, and you spilled soup on your blouse."

Snow White once spilled Sprite on herself

So she started changing in front of the dwarves, then they had 7 up

Stopped by the police

I spilled some gas on my sleeve while gassing up one day. Got back on the highway and lit up a smoke and started my sleeve on fire. I put my arm out the window but the flames did not go away. I sped up to 70 then 80 when I noticed the flashing lights behind me. The cop says "looks like I'm going to have to write you a couple of tickets " I said I know I was speeding but what else?"
"Possession of a firearm sir "

Today morning, I spilled tea on my shirt

It became a T-shirt

My son wouldn't stop crying when he spilled the last Dr. Pepper on his feet.

He was soda feeted.

My girlfriend has a water f**......

I just spilled a jug of water over her and now she's soaking wet.

Earlier today, my friend was in the kitchen and spilled hot queso all over her feet.

Guess she had Tostitos.

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are asked to measure the volume of a pig.

The engineer answers: "we fill a pool to the brim with water, fully immerse the pig, collect the spilled water and measure its weight. The pig will have a volume of 1dm^3 per collected Kg."
The mathematician answers: "we freeze the pig, slice it and integrate the slices' areas to obtain a volume."
The physicist answers: "let P be a spherical, friction-less pig...

Did you hear about the chef who spilled his herbs on the floor?

Cleaning it up was a massive waste of thyme.

What can you say during both s**... and a family dinner?

Oops, I spilled on the baby!

An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today

It was a real traffic jam

Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....

Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!
Then silence.
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!
A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don't you come here and see ours?

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

A husband and wife are eating at a restaurant

The wife spills a bit of wine on her white top, and exclaims, "Oh no, I look like a pig!"
The husband turns away from the TVs, nods, and says, "And you spilled some wine!"

A Woman goes into a laundromat

The woman says: I spilled salad on it. The Worker, not hearing them, said: Come again?
The woman says: No, not this time, it was salad.

What does a Spanish person call spilled noodles?

A derramen.

Before ordering takeout, the Indian guy made himself some piping hot tea, but spilled it on himself.

He got chai knees.

I grabbed a pack of Oreos out of the cabinet, but I had such a hard time getting them open that the pack suddenly ripped down the side and spilled them all over the floor.

Now they're just Flooreos.

A couple goes to therapy

A couple goes to therapy to discuss their issues.
The therapist asks. So, why are we here today?
The husband quickly try to explain.
So what happened was, that I was cleaning up in the kitchen, while putting something away I spilled a bunch of dried herbs all over the place. My wife then yells for help with folding the sheets in the bedroom and I simply replied.
"I can't right now, I have too much thyme on my hands"

I was out mowing my lawn...

I was out mowing my lawn. When I had to stop and refill the mower with gasoline.
The gas can broke and spilled gasoline into a puddle. I went to get some absorbent to clean up the mess but found the local stray cat had lapped up all that spilled gasoline.
I tried catch it, but it went racing around the block, then back into my yard and right up my tallest tree. Then fell right off the top of the tree.
Feeling bad I took the cat to the vet, the doctor gave the cat an exam and I finally asked, "Is the cat alright?"
The doctor replied, "the cat is fine, it just ran out of gas."

I was making a mocha in the barn

when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.

I used to be a member of the Secret Vegetable Association Cult. But i was banished last week

Because i spilled the beans

What did the native do after he spilled his tea?

he became naive.

Spilled joke, What did the native do after he spilled his tea?

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