The Best 15 Spielberg Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spielberg jokes. There are some spielberg blockbuster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spielberg steven puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spielberg Jokes and Puns
Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.
He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together?
He shoots, he scores.
Steven Spielberg's Next Movie
Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.
Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."
Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."
A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg
Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque'
Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'
I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien...
It's called "Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol".
Steven Spielberg wants to make a movie about famous composers, so he puts out a casting call.
Gary Oldman walks in first and says, "I played Beethoven in *Immortal Beloved*, so I already have experience playing the part."
Tom Hulce calls in next, "I was Mozart in *Amadeus*, and would love to play him again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him and says, "I'll be Bach."
Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are in a bar
After a few drinks Steven says he's thinking about making an action movie about classical composers
Sylvester says "I wanna be Mozart!"
Arnold says "in that case...I'll be Bach"
Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?
I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
Steven Spielberg just announced he's not doing anymore shark movies.
This is a real Jaw dropper
Steven Spielberg has a new idea for a movie
He says he wants to make an action movie about classical music composers.
Sylvester Stallone says "I wana be Motzart!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger says "In zat case...I'll be Bach"
Yo mama..
is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
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What did the cast and crew of the movie "Schindler's list" call Steven Spielberg?
"Herr Direktor"
So I heard Stephan Spielberg goes to the same barbers every week...
... He gets the directors cut
Steven Spielberg is working on a movie about clocks which will be released summer 2020
It's about time.
I watched a film where Steven Spielberg was circumcised...
... it was a Director's Cut.
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