The Best 8 Spied Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spied jokes. There are some spied droppings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spied undercover puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spied Jokes and Puns

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...

could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her.

Me and my friend went to spy on women

We saw a girl naked and after a few seconds my friend randomely got up and ran away. I chased after him and once I caught up with him I asked him "Hey why are you running away?!" He said "my mom told me when I was a kid that if I ever spied on women I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard"

Spied joke, Me and my friend went to spy on women

Why did the blonde girl remove the bathroom door?

So that she can't be spied on through a keyhole.

Young Bill

Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch.

One evening, as they sat on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion humping one of his mares.

He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.

He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to do what that stallion is doing."

Mabel whispered back, "Go ahead. She's your mare!"

One day, i na moment of weakness, I spied on my neighbor changing her top.

It has racked my conscience ever since.

How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him?

He spied her man.

Spied joke, How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him?

There were 100 women in heaven, so God said,

- all the women who have already spied hidden in the phone of the husband, approach.

99 women approached, only 1 stayed. so God said, bring the deaf too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spied covert jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spied cobble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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