The Best 6 Spidey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spidey jokes. There are some spidey batman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spidey hulk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spidey Jokes and Puns

Why did Spiderman open a retirement account?

He wanted to turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.

Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!"

"What's the bad news Doc?"

"Well son, what do you know about genital herpes?"

Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics?

Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.

Spider-Mans' New Job

What new job did Spidey get when he was fired?

Web designer.

Why didn't Spider-Man design a costume with pockets for his wallet?

Because his Spidey Cents was always tingling


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My spidey senses tell me its going to go up in value.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spidey daredevil jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spidey ganon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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