The Best 35 Spider Web Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spider Web jokes. There are some spider web spiders jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spider web venomous spider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spider Web Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

why don't spiders go to school..

Because they learn everything on web.

:(

i know i suck at jokes.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.


Man is like spider...

..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web

Spiders must be...

the only web developers who like bugs.

Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.

Men are like spiders

We tend to have sticky hands after being on web.

The most common type of web developers are not even human

they are spiders

What do spiders do for a job?

Web development

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Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting.

Nice guy. He's a web designer

A man is like a spider....

when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....

Spider web designer joke

My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it...
Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

(This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........)

A web designer.

You hear about the spider who needed a job?

He was experienced in web development.

How do spiders make good computer technicians?

They are always on the Web.

We had a spider in our room..

My girlfriend told me to take it out,

Seems like a nice guy,
Wants to be a web developer.

What is the most common job among spiders?

Web designer.


What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

I saw a spider in my house today, but instead of killing it I took it out.

We had a couple drinks, and as it turns out he's a really good guy. He says he wants to be a web designer.

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?

I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

Why did the spider never go to school

Because she learnt everything on the web.

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What's the most popular job amongst spiders?

Web designer.

What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour

Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not..

A web series.

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Why did the male spider spin a web?

So he could catch all the fly ladies.

What kind of web developer likes to find bugs?

A Spider

A spider got sick from eating a fly he trapped...

his mother told him not to trust everything he finds on the web

Jokes/Puns!

1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.

2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.

3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.

4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.

5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.

6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.

Spiders are the only web developers

that like to find bugs.

What does Spider-Man do after he gets hurt?

He checks Web MD

Passionate kiss is like spider web

leads to undoing of fly.

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