The Best 50 Spicy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spicy jokes. There are some spicy appetizer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spicy leftovers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spicy Jokes and Puns

What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food?

A mega-sore-ass.

Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you...

you always get burned in the end.

Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries.

He always takes his wok on the mild side.

Spicy joke, Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries.

I wish I was just like my nose

And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run.

When I eat spicy food I like to keep the toilet paper in the freezer.


Eating spicy food is like...

Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out.

what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway?

currito

Spicy joke, what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway?

A man ordered the soup at a restaurant and asked the waiter to try it...

Man: Waiter, will you try the soup?

Waiter: What's wrong Sir, is it too cold?

Man: Will you just try the soup.

Waiter: Is it too hot?

Man: Will you just try the soup

Waiter: Is it too spicy, Sir?

Man: Will you just try the damned soup son

Waiter: If there is something wrong with the soup...

Man: WILL YOU JUST TRY THE SOUP!

Waiter: FINE! I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon.

Man: Exactly.

I didn't want to add Dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy

But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.

Statistic Joke

A restaurant had a poster for the meanest spicy sandwich. I ordered it and it turned out to be very average.

What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food?

Frank Sriracha

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What do you say when Hitler sends you a spicy meme?

DANKe

I really love spicy foods

...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.

What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good?

Butthurt.

What does a spicy pepper do for fun?

Get jalapeno business.

At Indian Restaurant

"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."

Spicy joke, At Indian Restaurant

Spicy Pickup Line

If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you.

But all I have is cumin.

How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy?

They add halalapeΓ±o.

How spicy does Keemstar like his Nandos?

As spicy as his memes (:


Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club

the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.

A Coast Guard patrol intercepts a sinking vessel smuggling illegally spicy peppers. "Help!" says the smuggler...

"I'm capsaicin!"

Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld.

These violent delights have violent ends.

How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

How to properly use the phrase "Fire in the hole!"

Step 1: Eat 4 spicy turkey burritos…

Why didn't the skeleton like spicy food?

'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it!

What is the best thing to have after eating peppers that are way too spicy?

A bidet.

It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci

I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

A Spicy Hurricane Meme

Imagine if Irma just goes "YEET" and completely misses Florida, an then starts shooting toward Texas.

I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy.

I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.

Have you ever tasted spicy lentils?

They're puy caliente.

Guy at a restaurant orders a soup

Some random guy orders a soup in the restaurant and the waiter brings him the soup. Right after the waiter leaves the table the guy calls him back and says "Try the soup" the waiter asks "What's the matter, is it too salty?" guy says "Go ahead and taste it" and the waiter asks "Is it too spicy?" and the guy says "Just freakin' try it!" and the waiter asks "Where's the spoon?" and the guy answers "Exactly"

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts

When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with the spicy dough

The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped

That really left me in a phall mood.

I hate spicy foods.

Their flavor is just jalapeno face.

Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea?

If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.

Theme song for those who enjoy rim jobs after eating spicy Mexican:

"Kiss You When It's Dangerous"

TIFU by getting my incredibly picky GF a spicy Italian hoagie when she just wanted ham and cheese

Wrong sub

TIFU by getting my girlfriend a spicy Italian instead of a ham and cheese

Whoops, wrong sub

My friend had recently went to Africa

Friend:"man the food in Africa is extremely spicy."

Me:"really I didn't know KFC was spicy."

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[A LITTLE SPICY] Why is Communism better than Fascism?

In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!

What's the worst part about spicy food?

It backfires.

Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig?

Peppa.

So, I had a Spicy Italian 6 last night...

... and then he and I went to Subway.

Relationships are like Indian food

They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.

What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?

Challapeno.

What's spicy but cold in the winter?

Chilly peppers

Why are some spicy peppers rude to you?

They get Jalapeno face.

I tried some spicy kangaroo jerky today…

It had the perfect amount of kick

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spicy flatbread jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spicy chilli piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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