Spice Rack Jokes
21 spice rack jokes and hilarious spice rack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spice rack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spice Rack Short Jokes
Short spice rack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spice rack humour may include short cupboard jokes also.
- I switched all the label on my wife spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet.... but the thyme is cumin.
- I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
- Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
- I switched the labels on the jars in my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed it yet... I know the Thyme is Cumin.
- I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me... I've got way too much thyme on my hands
- Today my spice rack fell to the ground, making a big mess. I finished cleaning all the rosemary and sage so now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
- I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks... You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.
- What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
- I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
- The most likely place to find an assault rifle is... on the spices rack, next to the apepper rifle.
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Spice Rack One Liners
Which spice rack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spice rack? I can suggest the ones about herb and spice and rack.
- I was alphabetising my spice rack... when I realised I have too much spare thyme.
- I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack But I couldn't find the thyme.
- Yo, check out my spice rack... No need to rush, I've got all the thyme in the world.
- Flaming hot cheetos Taste like sampling an entire spice rack all at once
- Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed
Spice Rack Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spice rack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bookshelf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spice rack pranks.
My best friend was a chef. He called last week to say that he found a hidden message in his herb and spice rack. He was quite paranoid and later that day he was found dead.
I should have believed him when he said his Thyme was running out.
Two Chefs get in an argument,
And they split the kitchen right down the middle.
One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his.
So the first Chef looks at the other and says
"What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."
The second Chef looks over and tells him
"I have thyme on my side."