The Best 80 Spice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spice jokes. There are some spice masala jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spice spice girl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spice Jokes and Puns

The Spice Girls want to remind you to set your clocks back an hour tonight.

Because tonight is the night, when two becomes one.

nsfw Wife's New Panties

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sets on the sofa opposite her husband. At certain moments during the game, she would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see. Finally after a number of times he asks "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yesss." she says smiling seductively "Thank God." he says "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

Wife spices things up!

A wife, worrying about the state of her marriage, decides to spice things up in the bedroom by adding some costume play. She buys a sexy supergirl outfit and when her husband is in bed slips it on. She walks out, poses seductively and says "Superpussy". Her husband, not looking up from his crossword says "I'll have the soup thanks".

Spice joke,   Wife spices things up!

What do you call a very nosy spice?

JalapeΓ±o Business

You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.

What did the spice say during climax?

I'm cumin! I'm cumin!


I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene...

Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity.

Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls

Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.

Spice joke, Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls

I used to have a real thing for posh spice....

It cost my mum a fortune in saffron.

What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey?

A Thyme Lord.

Cinnamon Roll

A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"

My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Gray.

First, she wants me to become a billionaire.

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Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?

Only thyme will tell.

My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom.

So I decided to cumin her mouth.

I was alphabetising my spice rack...

when I realised I have too much spare thyme.

Two Chefs get in an argument,

And they split the kitchen right down the middle.

One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his.

So the first Chef looks at the other and says

"What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."

The second Chef looks over and tells him

"I have thyme on my side."

The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom...

so now I cumin her every thyme.

Spice joke, The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom...

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the condom and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

There is a spice shortage...

There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in the world."

Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life...

... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.


If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ...

Why do they smell like tuna?

A spice belt for chefs

Might be a waist of thyme

What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?

A sorority.

Overheard at Starbucks:

Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?

Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange.

What spice does a tiny doggo like on its steak?

Puppercorn.

What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad?

Your a cinnamon

I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack

But I couldn't find the thyme.

My girlfriend wanted to spice things up with some schoolgirl fantasy

She seemed pretty into it but marking her exams didn't turn me on at all.

A guy is bored of sex with his wife

* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.

I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend...

...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.

I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.

It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

My girlfriend said..

"We should spice things up and try reversal of roles in the bedroom"

So I have a headache.

What do you call a Japanese spice demon?

Pepper-oni.

An Asian couple is in bed

And the husband, making an effort to spice things up, says "We do #69 now"!

And the wife says, "Why you want Beef and Broccoli"?

Yo momma's so fat

If she were a spice girl, she would be pumpkin spice.

What's a condom's favorite spice?

Cumin

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?

Apply the pumpkin patch.

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?

Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

Taste of Love

After 10 years of marriage John decides to spice up his sex life.
He buys various flavored condoms and when he comes home he blindfolds his wife and leads her to the bedroom.
Mary, I want you to go down on me and tell me what flavor condom I'm wearing!

Cheese&Onions!

Wait wait let me put one on first!

What's the #1 rule of the spice trade?

Thyme is money.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice?

Ground ginger.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.

Β  What a waste of thyme.

Role playing can spice up your sex life.

Pretend to be someone who's good at sex.

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

When i was little, i had an obsession with Posh Spice.

Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.

My wife asked me to spice things up

So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me...

I've got way too much thyme on my hands

My wife suggested to spice things up with roleplaying.

I asked her what she had in mind.

Doctor and patient roleplaying she said. I'll be the doctor.

Sounds good to me! I said.

So she went to the bedroom and I waited in the hall.
I knocked on the door and hear her say: Do you have an appointment?

Well, no...

Then please wait in the waiting room

She was building up tension.

I hope my neighbor is okay tho, he had the 1 pm appointment and has been in there for hours now.

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Today my spice rack fell to the ground, making a big mess.

I finished cleaning all the rosemary and sage so now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.

What do you call a Jamaican spice trader?

Cinna-Mon.

I think my mirror is broken

I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack

I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?

To make them even more basic.

My wife wanted to get into "role play" to spice things up in the bedroom

I asked what she had in mind.
"Let's play doctor", she said.

I told her to go in the bedroom, shut the door, take off all of her clothes and wait on the bed for me.

After a half an hour I walked in, told her to lose 20 lbs. and handed her a bill for $300.

My wife said we should spice up our love life

What do you mean? I asked.

She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .

Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?

We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography.

My wife and I, we wanted to spice up out sex life so we did a bit of role playing. She dressed as a nurse and I dressed as a doctor.

And that coma girl was already dressed as a patient, so she obviously was into it from the very beginning, your honor.

My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

What do Australia and The Spice Girls have in common?

The rest of us are trying our best but Victoria is ruining it for everyone.

My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our sex life

The chili peppers were unsuccessful

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

What does an aviator use to spice things up in the bed room?

Planal beads.

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

I wanted to be a chef.

I figured it would add some spice to my life.

My wife's cooking is pretty good, but it makes me sad when she uses so much spice.

I'm starting to think I have seasonal depression.

What do the spice girls and covid in Australia have in common?

Everyone pulls their weight except Victoria

My best friend was a chef. He called last week to say that he found a hidden message in his herb and spice rack. He was quite paranoid and later that day he was found dead.

I should have believed him when he said his Thyme was running out.

Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with LSD and it exploded

That's what happens when you mix acid and basic

I'm trying to spice up my sex life

So I started rubbing myself with oregano

I switched all the labels on my wife spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet....

but the thyme is cumin.

A man walks into a grocery store with a gunshot wound.

The grocer asks him if he needs a doctor.

The man says he just wants to know where the spice isle is.

Confused the grocer asks why and the man replies Because thyme heals all wounds.

I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.

I couldn't believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.

An 85 year old man wanted to spice up his marriage

He went to a lingerie shop to get a sexy lingerie for his 80 year old wife. He got an expensive one and went home.

Later that night he gave it to his wife and told her to put it on. She went to the bathroom to put it on and found out that it was too small for her. She thought He does not have a great eyesight. I will go naked and he would not even know . So she entered the bedroom naked.

Her husband looked at her, squinting his eyes and muttered, Well, for the price I paid, they should have atleast ironed it .

David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.

After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"

Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".

Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"

The wise spice trader was known for his sage advice

He was less sought after for his oregano guidance, his thyme tips, and his rosemary consultations.

In honor of the upcoming Olympics: What is a gymnast's favorite spice?

Somersalts

Why did the Jamaican spice dealer turn his life around?

Because he was a cinna-mon

Which spice girl can still get petrol?

Geri can

Happy Columbus Day

I'm celebrating by getting lost in the grocery store while looking for the spice aisle.

To spice things up a bit in the bedroom, I asked my wife to talk dirty to me.

Telling me how dusty the garage was, and about the mold in the shower, was not what I was hoping for.

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