The Best 7 Sphincter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sphincter jokes. There are some sphincter turd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sphincter gastric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sphincter Jokes and Puns

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-)

Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.

My sphincter is a lumberjack.

He cuts logs in half.

Gliding Eagles

Two eagles were gliding at a high altitude and discussing life, when a F-15 fighter jet zooms above them. It throws them off course and ruffles up their feathers.

They calm down and get back on track gliding next to each other.

The first eagle, excitedly 'Wow!! Now thats what I call speed!!'

The second eagle, calmly replies 'Trust me. You would be flying that fast too if your sphincter was on fire.'

CNN recently released a new report from one of Trumps closest aides. The unnamed source has disclosed that Trump has been diagnosed with sphincter dysfunction.

President Trump responded: "the news is fake, but the leaks are real."

Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but

I could already tell by the way you were driving.


The worst pick up line I ever thought of...

'If I told you Voldemort hid a Horcrux in your sphincter would you let me destroy it? ;)'

Still single for now...

War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things "Let it Go" doesn't apply to.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sphincter incompetence jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sphincter butt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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