The Best 7 Spherical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spherical jokes. There are some spherical circular jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spherical calculations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spherical Jokes and Puns

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are asked to measure the volume of a pig.

The engineer answers: "we fill a pool to the brim with water, fully immerse the pig, collect the spilled water and measure its weight. The pig will have a volume of 1dm^3 per collected Kg."

The mathematician answers: "we freeze the pig, slice it and integrate the slices' areas to obtain a volume."

The physicist answers: "let P be a spherical, friction-less pig...

Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality?

They're totes amazeballs.

there was a farmer who was worried about his chickens not laying eggs

he then calls a physicist for help, after much thought the physicist replies, i can help but it can only work on spherical chickens in vacuum

if anybody gets the reference thank you

I just finished up my spherical geometry class

Dunno why I bothered, there's literally no point.

My Mom's new favorite thing is renovating spherical homes

She's on a round house kick.


I put my root beer in a spherical cup...

I ended up with a beer, my original root beer, a whole pie, and a third of a leftover pie.

A farmer asks a physicist for a system to collect chicken eggs

The physicist thinks for a while and says:
-I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens and in vacuum.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spherical logarithms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spherical sphere piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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