Sphere Jokes

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Funniest Sphere Short Jokes

Short sphere jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sphere humour may include short orbit jokes also.

  1. My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.
  2. A cube walks into a bar... A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied oh I just had a drink to take the edge off .
  3. Join the flat earth society! We don't discriminate, because... We have members all around the globe.
    Yes. Flat earth is truly a global movement with a great sphere of influence.
  4. The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere, Itself.
    my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...
  5. They say beautiful girls are found in every corner of the earth But the earth is sphere
  6. Yo mama so fat Aliens thought she was our Dyson Sphere
  7. A flat earther's greatest fear... Is sphere itself
  8. So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners.
  9. The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
  10. What do flat-earthers fear ? Sphere itself.

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Sphere One Liners

Which sphere one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sphere? I can suggest the ones about spin and shaft.

  1. The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
  2. The only idea that flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
  3. The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear... is sphere itself.
  4. The only thing a flat earther is afraid of Is sphere itself.
  5. I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless.
  6. The biggest fear of flat-Earthers... sphere itself
  7. I hate spheres. Why do they even exist? There's no point.
  8. What are the most pointless things in the world? Spheres
  9. How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.
  10. Flat-earther's have nothing to fear.. ..but sphere itself.
  11. The earth is not flat!!! It's a half sphere
  12. What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
  13. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar? Sweet-ish meatballs
  14. Finding a corner in a sphere is futile. It's pointless
  15. Do not be afraid flat earthers, all you have to be afraid of is sphere itself

Sphere joke, Do not be afraid flat earthers,

Quirky and Hilarious Sphere Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about sphere you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean radius jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sphere pranks.

A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer

are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.
The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.
The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.
The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.

A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.


Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and especially liking the sphere, accepts it.
He presses the Sphere and suddenly he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades in hand.
The Greeks spot him and yell 'BarberIan'.

A flat earther's greatest fear...

Is sphere itself
(I cannot take credit for this. This was from I Don't Care on YouTube)

What is the one thing Flat Eathers fear?

Sphere itself.

What do flat-Earthers fear?

## Sphere itself.

A flatearther's greatest fear is sphere itself.

My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist

He suffers from very sphere delusions.

Sphere joke, My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist