Sphere Jokes
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Funniest Sphere Short Jokes
Short sphere jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sphere humour may include short orbit jokes also.
- My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.
- A cube walks into a bar... A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied oh I just had a drink to take the edge off .
- Join the flat earth society! We don't discriminate, because... We have members all around the globe.
Yes. Flat earth is truly a global movement with a great sphere of influence. - The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere, Itself.
my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one... - The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
- A flat earther's greatest fear... Is sphere itself
(I cannot take credit for this. This was from I Don't Care on YouTube) - My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist He suffers from very sphere delusions.
- How do we know the Earth is flat? Because maps are flat
But what about a globe?
Oh that? It's just a map wrapped around a sphere - Why does the sphere not like being around the oblate spheroid? Because it has a smaller bulge.
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Sphere One Liners
Which sphere one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sphere? I can suggest the ones about spin and shaft.
- The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
- I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless.
- I hate spheres. Why do they even exist? There's no point.
- What are the most pointless things in the world? Spheres
- How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.
- The earth is not flat!!! It's a half sphere
- What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar? Sweet-ish meatballs
- Finding a corner in a sphere is futile. It's pointless
- Do not be afraid flat earthers, all you have to be afraid of is sphere itself
- They say beautiful girls are found in every corner of the earth But the earth is sphere
- So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners.
- A giant globe fell on my son's face. He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.
- If we build a Dyson Sphere around the sun, what would we be? A starkeeper.
- Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere.
- What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Quirky and Hilarious Sphere Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about sphere you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean radius jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sphere pranks.
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A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer
are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.
The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.
The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.
The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.
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Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and especially liking the sphere, accepts it.
He presses the Sphere and suddenly he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades in hand.
The Greeks spot him and yell 'BarberIan'.
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What do you call an arachnid egg s**...?
Sphere of spiders.
A Physicist and an Engineer take turns shooting at a deer.
An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each takes a turn to try and bag it.
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer.
The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineer's pad and a book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he's ready, he takes aim, and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.
The statistician leaps in the air shouting, "We got it!"
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What do you call a homosexual Ice Cube?
Ice Sphere
An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting.
They spot a buck, and each take turn to try and bag it.
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer.
The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineering pad and book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he's ready. He takes aim and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.
The statistician triumphantly leaps in the air shouting, We got it!
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What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
A Sphere of Influence.
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What field did the r**... Astronomer study?
In celestial sphere
