The Best 30 Sphere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sphere jokes. There are some sphere stoat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sphere cern puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sphere Jokes and Puns

The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear.....

Is Sphere Itself.

How does a physicist milk a cow?

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

So I fired my sphere maker...

He kept cutting corners.

A giant globe fell on my son's face.

He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.

Yo mama so fat

Aliens thought she was our Dyson Sphere

The only idea that flat-earthers fear

is sphere itself.

The earth is not flat!!!

It's a half sphere

Sphere joke, The earth is not flat!!!

A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.

The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear

Is Sphere, Itself.

my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...

How do we know the Earth is flat?

Because maps are flat

But what about a globe?

Oh that? It's just a map wrapped around a sphere

The biggest fear of flat-Earthers... sphere itself

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What do you call an arachnid egg sac?

Sphere of spiders.


Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and especially liking the sphere, accepts it.

He presses the Sphere and suddenly he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades in hand.

The Greeks spot him and yell 'BarberIan'.

Flat-earther's have nothing to fear..

..but sphere itself.

They say beautiful girls are found in every corner of the earth

But the earth is sphere

Flat earth believers have nothing to fear...

But sphere itself.

Sphere joke, Flat earth believers have nothing to fear...

Do not be afraid flat earthers,

all you have to be afraid of is sphere itself

Finding a corner in a sphere is futile.

It's pointless

A flat earther's greatest fear...

Is sphere itself

My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist

He suffers from very sphere delusions.

A flatearther's greatest fear is sphere itself.

What do flat-Earthers fear?

## Sphere itself.

What is the one thing Flat Eathers fear?

Sphere itself.

A flat earther's greatest fear...

Is sphere itself

(I cannot take credit for this. This was from I Don't Care on YouTube)

What do flat-earthers fear ?

Sphere itself.

Join the flat earth society! We don't discriminate, because...

We have members all around the globe.

Yes. Flat earth is truly a global movement with a great sphere of influence.

Sphere joke, Join the flat earth society! We don't discriminate, because...

A cube walks into a bar...

A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied oh I just had a drink to take the edge off .

The only thing a flat earther is afraid of

Is sphere itself.

The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself.

A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer

are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.

The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.

The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.

The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber balls and finds its specifications.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sphere spherical puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sphere zoom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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