The Best 4 Spews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spews jokes. There are some spews oppose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spews bodyguards puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spews Jokes and Puns

Two men are eating chili together.

One finishes his bowl and claims it's the best chili he's ever eaten. He looks at the second man who's bowl is completely full.

First man: are you gonna eat that?
Second man: nah I'm not feeling too good.
First man: wouldn't want it to go to waste then.

The first man eats the second bowl of chili and finds a dead mouse at the bottom. He instantly spews the chili back into the bowl.

Second man: yeah that's as far as I got too.

Did you hear about the charismatic politician who spews a lot of hot air when he talks about his ideas?

You could say that he expresses himself with convection.

What do you call an evil mammal that spews nonsense out it's blowhole ?

Adolfin

TIL - Being a coward that spews bile at Ellen Pao and gloats about her leaving gives you the ability to bear 5 children at once

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spews freedom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spews turds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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