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Two men are eating chili together.
One finishes his bowl and claims it's the best chili he's ever eaten. He looks at the second man who's bowl is completely full.
First man: are you gonna eat that?
Second man: nah I'm not feeling too good.
First man: wouldn't want it to go to waste then.
The first man eats the second bowl of chili and finds a dead mouse at the bottom. He instantly spews the chili back into the bowl.
Second man: yeah that's as far as I got too.
Did you hear about the charismatic politician who spews a lot of hot air when he talks about his ideas?
You could say that he expresses himself with convection.
What do you call an evil mammal that spews nonsense out it's blowhole ?
Adolfin
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