The Best 17 Sperm Whales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sperm Whales jokes. There are some sperm whales jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sperm whales puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sperm Whales Jokes and Puns

Whales have pretty sexual names, Sperm whale, humpback whale...

Your mom

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What did the sperm whale have on his front porch?

A whalecum mat.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

From where did the sperm whale get it's name?

Ask your grandparents.


My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her.

Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm
whale' was not an appropriate answer.

One day a sailor gets on his boat named the SS Sperm whale

He notices several people looking at him wondering about the name of his boat. He decides to dispel their confusion and spreads his arms wide then says,

Hey guys! Whalecum!

What did the salmon say to the sperm whale after saving his life?

You're whalecum.

What did the Humpback say to the Sperm who was leaving early to get a species change?

You should stay a whale.

How do sperm whales get their food?

They go under the ship, make a hole and suck out all the seamen.

How long can a sperm whale hold its breath?

83 minutes.

Guess what a breath whale can do?

You can explore sperm whales reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sperm whales dad jokes. There are also sperm whales puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do you respond to a Sperm Whale thanking you?

You're whaleCUM! hahahahah!

A Baby Whale asks his father "How was I Born?"

Dad:I released sperm cells into your mother.
Baby Whale: Thanks.
Dad: You're Whalecum!

I was told as a kid..

..the ocean water was salty because of whale sperm.

And I believed it for the longest time (true story).

A sperm whale has died after washing ashore at my local beach.

It was just a regular whale before I arrived at the scene though.

Where do whales keep their funds?

A sperm bank.

Q: What animal has the most kids.

A: A sperm whale.

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We suggest to use only working sperm whales piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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