That's a lot of information to swallow
-wow thanks for the upvotes and gold
I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
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I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
Me: Hey, thanks for the glass of milk earlier
Sperm bank employee: What glass of milk
Me: The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
Sperm bank employee: Oh no
Me: What
Sperm bank employee: You drank my glass of milk
That's a lot of information to swallow...
I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.
Tell them you can't come.
When she has to chew before she swallows.
one in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Receptionist: Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn't work that way.
I said 'I'm good but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet'
The lady asked 'would you like to masturbate in the cup?'
I replied 'I'm good, I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet.'
a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says "thanks for coming"
only 1 in a million turn out to be human
The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.
The next day, the man came with the empty bottle and said he tried with his left hand then right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand and right
hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both
hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife &
daughter tried the same way..but could not open
the damn bottle.
It might not seem like it, but there's a vas deferens between those two.
I wore the wrong sock this morning.
How do we get out of this shit?
The man asks: "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to donate my blood"
"How much do they pay for that" - asks the man
"About $30"
"Wow, all that blood for $30? I'm going to donate sperm now, and the sperm bank is giving me $100". Frustrated, the woman leaves the elevator.
The next day they meets again, and the man says: "Nice to meet you again, where are you heading today?". "Two teh spehm bahnk" - she replies with her mouth full
"Get a load of this guy"
"Didn't realise they were that clever"
Gonna call it: "Get a load of this guy over here!".
To think I've let all that money slip through my fingers.
At a sperm bank one day, a man walks up with a ski mask and a gun. He points the gun at the lady at the desk.
"Sir.. this is a sperm bank.." says the lady.
"I know. Get out three bottles of sperm" he commanded.
So she obeys and takes out three bottles of frozen sperm.
"Drink it." says the man.
So she wincingly swallows each gulp until they're all empty. Disgusted she takes a look at the man as he takes off his ski mask and pockets his gun.
"See honey? It's not that hard."
How do you find an egg in all this shit?
To see who came before you.
And I said "You know, I really love this place. I come here all the time."
1 in 3,000,000 have a chance of becoming a human being.
They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.
1 out of 3 million has the potential to be a human being
The One-in-a-Million chance of becoming a Human Being.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'
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