The Best 13 Sperm Cell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sperm Cell jokes. There are some sperm cell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sperm cell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sperm Cell Jokes and Puns

Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?

They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

Why did the egg and the sperm start a business?

Because sex cells.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?

Hey, sex cells.

Why did the sperm cell cross the road?

Your mother forgot to brush her teeth this morning.


What's the dresscode for KKK members on Halloween?

Sperm cell.

A Baby Whale asks his father "How was I Born?"

Dad:I released sperm cells into your mother.
Baby Whale: Thanks.
Dad: You're Whalecum!

I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise...

...because sex cells

What died as quickly as it came?

My sperm cells.

Cell Phone in Pocket Bad for Sperm in 47% of cases...

other 53% of cases produced Super Hero Babies.

Two sperm cells are swimming along...

One looks at the other and asks, "How much longer until we're at the egg?" The second cell replies, "Can't be that much longer, we passed the throat a while ago."

You can explore sperm cell reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sperm cell dad jokes. There are also sperm cell puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the director put lots of sperms and eggs in his movie?

Sex cells.

Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.



Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?

Teacher: Technically. Yes.

Student: But it doesn't even taste like that...

Teacher: what?

Student: what?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sperm cell jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sperm cell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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