The Best 9 Spencer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spencer jokes. There are some spencer dini jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spencer clark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spencer Jokes and Puns

Miss Spencer asked her class what they want to be when they grow up

And little Tommy enthusiastically responded: "I want to be a jackass!"

In shock Miss Spencer asked: "Dear heavens, why would you want to be that?"

"Well," responded Tommy "Whenever I'm walking in the city with my dad he always says 'Look at that jackass driving his Porsche', 'Look at that jackass with his hot wife' or 'Look at that jackass living in his giant mansion'

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right...

I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.

So Richard Spencer just got an alt-high five while being filmed.

Some might call it a punch but I prefer an Alt-Hug

Spencer Chamberlain holds the Guinness record for longest scream at 17 seconds, with the song "Given Up."

He was awarded posthumously.


Why did Richard Spencer break up with his Asian girlfriend when he saw her working at a Chinese grocery store?

Because he realized she was a rice trader.

What did Richard Spencer say when a white woman fell and hit her head?

Ma'am, are you alt right?

Where do all the posh communists shop?

Marx & Spencer

Where did the communist get his shirts?

Marx and Spencer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spencer windsor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spencer earl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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