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Miss Spencer asked her class what they want to be when they grow up
And little Tommy enthusiastically responded: "I want to be a j**...!"
In shock Miss Spencer asked: "Dear heavens, why would you want to be that?"
"Well," responded Tommy "Whenever I'm walking in the city with my dad he always says 'Look at that j**... driving his Porsche', 'Look at that j**... with his hot wife' or 'Look at that j**... living in his giant mansion'
How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right...
I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.
So Richard Spencer just got an alt-high five while being filmed.
Some might call it a punch but I prefer an Alt-Hug
Spencer Chamberlain holds the Guinness record for longest scream at 17 seconds, with the song "Given Up."
He was awarded posthumously.
Why did Richard Spencer break up with his Asian girlfriend when he saw her working at a Chinese grocery store?
Because he realized she was a rice trader.
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