The Best 18 Spelt Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spelt jokes. There are some spelt gluten jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spelt hawaiians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spelt Jokes and Puns
Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee.
I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
I didn't bother leaving a tip.
When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards...
...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
How do you pronounce oddly spelt Welsh words?
Caerphilly
What's an asymmetrical word, which means the same when spelt backwards?
- Nothing
My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once.
His next shit spelt disaster.
Potato is spelt wrong.
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
So my daughter was just doing her spelling words
So my daughter was just doing her spelling words and she spelt 'country' as 'cunt tree' , and I thought to myself 'gee, I wish I had one of those'.
This isn't a joke, it actually just happened, but thought you'd get a laugh out of it.
An American and Australian are arguing over the spelling of 'jail'
Aussie says, 'Look mate, it's spelt G-A-O-L, that's the original correct spelling used by the English.'
The American looks over to their British buddy, 'Sort this out for us will ya, how did you learn to spell it?'
'A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A'.
Why do Americans spell it as "color", when it is spelt "colour" everywhere else?
Because the Americans don't care about "U".
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A bomb was found in a tin of Alphabet Spaghetti at Wal-Mart today.
A spokesman told the press"We're lucky we found it when we did. If that had gone off it could have spelt disaster."
What did the blonde say after looking at the YMCA sign?
"Hey look they spelt Macy's wrong!'
"It's said like it's spelt" is easy to follow
Unless it's said by a Welsh person
What's Lana spelt backwards?
What I did to your mum last night.
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How do you know if a person has class ?
Their tattoos are spelt correctly.
Why do people eat pastries and sweets when they are stressed?
Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.
The food so nice, they spelt it twice.
Cous cous
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spelt ymca jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working spelt bran piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.