Spelt Jokes
30 spelt jokes and hilarious spelt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spelt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spelt Short Jokes
Short spelt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spelt humour may include short spell jokes also.
- This barista at starbucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee. I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
I didn't bother leaving a tip. - When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
- Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards... ...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
- Why do Americans spell it as "color", when it is spelt "colour" everywhere else? Because the Americans don't care about "U".
- A bomb was found in a tin of Alphabet Spaghetti at Wal-Mart today. A spokesman told the press"We're lucky we found it when we did. If that had gone off it could have spelt disaster."
- What did the blonde say after looking at the YMCA sign? "Hey look they spelt Macy's wrong!'
- Why do people eat pastries and sweets when they are stressed? Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.
- The United States is a capitalized country which means Russia is actually spelt as russia.
- Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
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Spelt One Liners
Which spelt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spelt? I can suggest the ones about spelled differently and spelling word.
- Why is Dark spelt with a K and not C at the end? Because you cannot C in the dark
- How do you pronounce oddly spelt Welsh words? Caerphilly
- What's an asymmetrical word, which means the same when spelt backwards? - Nothing
- why is Haiti spelt without an e? Simply because, they hate e
- "It's said like it's spelt" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person
- What's Lana spelt backwards? What I did to your mum last night.
(continue in comments) - How do you know if a person has class ? Their tattoos are spelt correctly.
- The food so nice, they spelt it twice. Cous cous
- I hate the fact that 'Neeve' is spelt 'Niamh' It's my pet piamh.
- The baker miss spelt my gf Becky's name as Buk. She was still happy to receive the cake.
- B R E A D It's definitely spelt bread.
- Gibberish Did you know that gibberish spelt backwards is gibberish?
- No, Microsoft Word, my name is not spelt incorrectly.
- My dog ate all my scrabble tiles once. His next s**... spelt disaster.
Cheerful Fun Spelt Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about spelt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spilt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spelt pranks.
Potato is spelt wrong.
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
So my daughter was just doing her spelling words
So my daughter was just doing her spelling words and she spelt 'country' as c**... tree' , and I thought to myself 'gee, I wish I had one of those'.
This isn't a joke, it actually just happened, but thought you'd get a laugh out of it.
An American and Australian are arguing over the spelling of 'jail'
Aussie says, 'Look mate, it's spelt G-A-O-L, that's the original correct spelling used by the English.'
The American looks over to their British buddy, 'Sort this out for us will ya, how did you learn to spell it?'
'A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A'.
