The Best 38 Spells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spells jokes. There are some spells recess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spells say spell say puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spells Jokes and Puns

I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

Don't trust a guy who spells his name 'Philip'...

...As his eyes are too close together.

A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch...

BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird)

BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

jokes about spells

Doctor's Office Visit

The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, "every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"


How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts.

anDruid humor.

Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

Spells joke, Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop...

The barista asked what he wants, and he replies "Affogato".

So I married way too young...

Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo.

Her name was Dizzy Spells.

You can explore spells hex reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spells prefect dad jokes. There are also spells puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Where does the working Witch learn her spells? (Original Joke)

Invocational School

It's quite ironic that "strap on"…

…backwards, spells 'no parts'…

Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

Why is it important to know if she spells it Lyndsey, or Lynsey?

Only Lyndsey wants the D.

Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats?

White Wizard Hat: +10 to racist spells, -15 to black magic. It's all about the stats, man.

Spells joke, Why does the KKK wear those pointy hats?

My wife says she doesn't understand why people say adulting is so hard.

Sure, she spells it adultering but she is always going out to do that with her friends.

Our divine caster lost track of his healing spells.

It was a clerical error.

There once was a wizard who never hesitated to try new spells. But then he turned himself into a dog...

That gave him pause.


What do you call a witch who uses illegal spells?

A hex offender.

A kid gets out of his seat to leave class

"I'll be right back."

He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."

He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."

She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"

"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."

Which singer has problems casting spells?

Barry Mana Low

If everyone spells your sons name wrong...

Then you spelled your sons name wrong

A man was driving across country, when suddenly he saw a hitchhiker.

He picked her up and while they were driving the two of them got talking.
"What do you do?", asked the man.
"I'm a witch", said the hitchhiker.
"One of those, spells, potions and turn people into frogs kind of witches?"
"That's the one".
"Oh yeah? Can you show me?"
She started stroking his inner thigh.
Just like that, the man turned into a hotel.

What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?

One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure

If the leader of the KKK is a wizard, why can't they kill people with spells?

They don't have access do dark magic

Spells joke, If the leader of the KKK is a wizard, why can't they kill people with spells?

Two Parents Get Arrested

A couple is arrested after they get caught burning their son's name on farms. Picture a big bonfire, but it spells their son's name.

It's a tense ride into the station. The parents are obviously nervous, so the officer makes some small talk.

After a while, though, the curiosity gets the best of him so he asks them why.

Cop: Of all things to spell out, why your son's name?

Dad: We figured it was the best way to show how much we love arson.

Hogwarts' Spells

Two kids are fighting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore comes to seperate them and says loudly Β«You guys are Ex-spelledΒ»

Did you hear about the class in which you spells speedily for a small price?

It was shut down for being a get witch quick scheme.


A dyslexic person peeing his pants would spell certain doom.

His urination spells his ruination.

What do you call a witch who can't decide between casting good spells or bad spells?

Trans-hex-ual

Did you hear about the witch that was casting spells and driving at the same time?

She turned her car into a tree.

Yodas name backwards spells adoy

Pretty obvious if you ask me

Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain

Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.


You know what I hate about how Avril Lavigne spells her name?

She had to go and make things so complicated.

Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.

Wizard: He has spells?

Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"

a teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name hijkm she says i'm sorry, i'm not sure how to pronounce this name, then spells it out. a girl raises her hand and says this:

that's me, and it's pronounced noelle

If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spells mage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spells latin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes