The Best 23 Spelling Mistakes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spelling Mistakes jokes. There are some spelling mistakes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spelling mistakes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spelling Mistakes Jokes and Puns

I have an Eastern European friend who fixes my language mistakes...

My personal spell Czech.

I Am Using Your Wife.

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.

A man receives a message from a neighbor...

"Sorry, sir I am using your wife day and night. Usually, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to the hospital.

The next day he receives another message
"Sorry sir for spelling mistake, it's not a wife but wifi".

If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do

Just post something with a spelling mistake in it.

A pair of Arms, a pair of Legs and a head have a swimming race...

All contestants dive in, the arms take the lead with the legs just behind, however the head has sunk to the bottom. The arms eventually win, with the legs in second.

They recover the head and they asked what happened? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me"

*Edit, spelling mistake

Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.

It was a Wookie mistake.

There's two typos of people in this world,

those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.

There's two forms of English.

The Queen's English, and spelling mistakes.

All the Americans shouldnt move to Canada but Mexiko instead

that way they would atleast have a wall between them and Trump

(sorry for any possible spelling or gramar mistakes)

One careless spelling mistake...

... and laughter becomes slaughter.

A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...

She asked why I had spelled it like E.M.M.A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,

"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?"

You can explore spelling mistakes reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spelling mistakes dad jokes. There are also spelling mistakes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Perfectly spell-checked poem

- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my revue,

- Mistakes I cannot sea.

- I've run this poem threw it,

- I'm sure your pleased to no,

- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,

- My checker tolled me sew.

- Cents I began to youse it,

- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.

- My righting's sew much bettor now,

- Ware wood eye bee without won.

Whenever I make spelling mistakes

I just want to ball up in the fecal position.

I make spelling mistakes alot

and when I say alot I mean a lot.

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes?

Because they see typos every day.

I don't make spelling mistakes, it's in my blood

I'm typo negative

Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"...

Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:

"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"

Morticians have to be....

Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.

A mortician accidentally spelled the name wrong at his job...

It was a grave mistake.

I don't always mistake CTRL for shift

But when I do I'm about to spell a word starting with W

My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake.

I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."

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