Spelling Mistake Jokes
39 spelling mistake jokes and hilarious spelling mistake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spelling mistake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spelling Mistake Short Jokes
Short spelling mistake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spelling mistake humour may include short spelling error jokes also.
- One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage I accidentally texted my wife I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.
- One spelling mistake can destroy your marriage, a husband sent a text to his wife reading I'm having a wonderful time, I wish you was her.
- I have an Eastern European friend who fixes my language mistakes... My personal spell Czech.
- If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it.
- There's two typos of people in this world, those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.
- All the Americans shouldnt move to Canada but Mexiko instead that way they would atleast have a wall between them and Trump
(sorry for any possible spelling or gramar mistakes) - Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day.
- Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"... Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...
- Morticians have to be.... Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.
- I don't always mistake CTRL for shift But when I do I'm about to spell a word starting with W
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Spelling Mistake One Liners
Which spelling mistake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spelling mistake? I can suggest the ones about correct spelling and mistake.
- There's two forms of English. The Queen's English, and spelling mistakes.
- I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot.
- What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error.
- I don't make spelling mistakes, it's in my blood I'm typo negative
- A mortician accidentally spelled the name wrong at his job... It was a grave mistake.
- The other day I spelled drum, drumb. It was a dumb mistake...
- One careless spelling mistake... ... and laughter becomes s**....
- Whenever I make spelling mistakes I just want to ball up in the f**... position.
- Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the w**... out.
Spelling Mistake Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spelling mistake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad spelling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spelling mistake pranks.
I Am Using Your Wife.
A man received message from his neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.
A man receives a message from a neighbor...
"Sorry, sir I am using your wife day and night. Usually, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to the hospital.
The next day he receives another message
"Sorry sir for spelling mistake, it's not a wife but wifi".
A man receives a message from a neighbour....
Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact , much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital
The next day he receives another message:
"Sorry sir spelling mistake, it's not wife but wifi".
A pair of Arms, a pair of Legs and a head have a swimming race...
All contestants dive in, the arms take the lead with the legs just behind, however the head has sunk to the bottom. The arms eventually win, with the legs in second.
They recover the head and they asked what happened? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me"
*Edit, spelling mistake
My son made me a shirt which spelled "Wrld's best dad!" which is a pretty cute mistake.
But he needs to get his s**... together and understand that I have a sweatshop to run.
Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.
It was a Wookie mistake.
A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...
She asked why I had spelled it like E.M.M.A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,
"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?"
Perfectly spell-checked poem
- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r**...,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake.
I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
A man and his wife plan a trip to the South.
Sadly, because of work, the wife has to leave one day after the husband. This was before cell phones, so he had to borrow a computer to send her an email. However, he makes a small spelling mistake in the email address and the email is sent to someone else. That someone was the wife of a priest who had died the day before. The email reads: Hi dear, just thought I'd send you a small note to tell you I've arrived safely. It's pretty hot down here. I just thought you ought to know, since you'll be arriving tomorrow.
An Irish man and his Canadian friend walk into a bar
The two get quite drunk. The Canadian friend says "hey, in English (Canadian) Canada is called CND, but while repeating the name to an englishman, we spell it out saying -CND, C, eh, N, eh, D, eh". The irish man laughs, so the Friend continues," what is your country's name in its native language." The name is Éire." " Éire, eh," but the friend doesn't catch his mistake. A car explodes outside. The man says to the friend," Tiocfaidh ár lá, comrade!" before leaving while putting on a Balaclava. The friend never sees him again.