Spelling Bee Jokes
74 spelling bee jokes and hilarious spelling bee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spelling bee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spelling Bee Short Jokes
Short spelling bee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spelling bee humour may include short spelling word jokes also.
- Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP." - At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."
Me: In a sentence please.
Judge: They're parking their car over there. - Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging The word was Dictate.
[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?
[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate - At the Spelling bee Judge: Your word is 'Invulnerable'.
Me: I-N-V-U-
Judge: I am pretty awesome. - "Your word is their..." "Your word is their," said the spelling bee judge.
The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence.
"They're looking for their dog over there," replied the judge. - A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: "your word is 'inward' ".... Spelling bee contestant: "N-I-G-G..."
Moderator: "Jesus no, stop please! " - You hear about the kid who lost the spelling bee on the word "dairy"? ...I told him there's no use crying over misspelled milk.
- How come new and knew were not allowed words at the gay pride spelling bee? Because they are homophonic.
- I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon" But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"
- Spelling Bee Moderator: Your word is seaward .
Me: C-U-N....
Moderator: For the love of god, stop right now!!
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Spelling Bee One Liners
Which spelling bee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spelling bee? I can suggest the ones about spelling error and spelling out words.
- What's smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee
- Breaking: Spelling Bee Official Pronounced Dead. He then used it in a sentence.
- What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!
- I've always found spelling bees easy B E E S. Simple.
- An Etymologist and an Entomologist enter a spelling bee.. ..into a spelling bee
- When's the worst time to get diarrhea? As your word in the spelling bee.
- Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.
- What's smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee
- What's cooler than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
- A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1
- If I kill someone durng a spelling bee contest... can the judge use that in a sentence?
- What's more impressive than a counting pig? A spelling bee.
- What is more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee!
- I'm really good at spelling bees It's all the other words I have trouble with
- Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics.
Spelling Bee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spelling bee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boo bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spelling bee pranks.
Why did Bill Clinton lose the spelling bee?
He though *Harass* was two words
What do you call an insect with magical powers?
A spelling bee.
Spelling bee in heaven.
A married woman named Harriet was very ill and passed away. When she ascended into heaven, an angel was waiting for her. The angel said, "You can be allowed into heaven, if you spell a word for me." Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?"
"The word is love."
"L-O-V-E, love." Harriet spells.
"Welcome to heaven, but before you go in, can you watch the gate for me? I have to go do something. If someone comes up you know what to do" the angel asks.
"Okay," and the angel flies away. A couple minutes later her husband, Harry, comes to Heaven. Harriet asks him,
"What are you doing here," and he replies,
"I got so lonely back at home, that I decided to kill myself to come here with you." Harriet then says,
"Well, you have to spell a word to pass to heaven." Harry says,
"Okay, what's the word." Harriet says,
"Czechoslovakia."
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ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there.
Little Johnny
It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny.
"Chloe, could you spell solidify?"
"Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."
"Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"
"OK. Um, in order to turn water into ice, you must solidify it by leaving it in the freezer."
"Very good Chloe. Now Jimmy, would you like to spell integrity for me?"
"Integrity. Let's see, I...N...T...E...G...R...I...T........E, integrity."
"I'm sorry Jimmy, that's incorrect, but good try."
"And now, Little Johnny, I'd like you to spell asinine."
"Uhhh, asinine, A...S...I...uh...N...I...N......E, asinine."
"Correct! Can you use it in a sentence?"
Little Johnny paused for a moment and replied, "You're a very pretty lady, miss. Your face is beautiful, your lips are red and inviting, your eyes could light up a thousand rooms, but I give that asinine!"
Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...
Sarah is up first.
Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.
Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.
Prompter: Good, now spell s**...
Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D s**.... Billy is s**....
Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate
Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and s**..., but she also say my dic-tate good.
Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee
A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, "the word is dictate"
The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"
Mike smoothly replies, "Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told me that my dictate good"
A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.
A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."
Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."
The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."
How do you kick out a Japanese kid from a spelling bee?
Make him spell "Lol."
What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?
Alphabet Soup.
What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?
"Define intervention."
Came up with this today at work.
Did you hear about the spelling bee winner that also won a Tony?
Audiences loved the play on words.
At the spelling bee
"Your word is 'condescending'."
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Of course I can. Can YOU?"
A boy is at a spelling bee.
Judge: "Your word is 'buffering'."
Boy: "Let me know when it's loaded."
Judge: "It's not 'loaded'. It's 'buffering'."
Boy: "No problem, just tell me when..."
Judge: "Buffering!"
Boy: "Oh, OK..."
Judge: "No, it's actually B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G."
The last time I saw an asian guy beat that badly.....
...it was by an indian girl at the Scripps National Spelling Bee
They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.
You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.
The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird...
Little Johnnie said, "No, but one time I saw a spelling bee."
Spelling bee
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.
"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.
He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"
"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a plot of agricultural land, used for the raising of crops and livestock."
"Uhhh..." The Nebraskan sat there for several more minutes, continuing to ask for alternative pronunciations, word origins, etc. The moderator was getting frustrated. Finally the huskers fan asked, "Uh, can you use it in a sentence?"
"Old MacDonald had a FARM!" the moderator shouted.
"Oh!" said the Husker.
"E-I-E-I-O!"
Why did the pirate lose the spelling bee?
He could only spell words that begin with a "R".
I was stung by a spelling bee
A-N-A-P-H-Y-L-A-C-T-I-C
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure
I got a percipitation trophy
At the spelling bee...
If your onions don't turn brown fast enough
send them to a spelling bee prep classes.
What can make honey and words?
A spelling Bee
At the spelling bee
Spelling bee judge: "Your word is worthless."
Me: "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Spelling bee judge: "I don't know, can you keep a promise for once?"
What do you call an English teacher with wings and a fuzzy thorax?
A spelling bee
Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"...
Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...
What did the spelling bee contestant say when he stubbed his toe
"O-U-C-H!"
Perfectly spell-checked poem
- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r**...,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.
Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor?
Irregular vowel movements
Little Johnny made it to the final round of the spelling bee.
Proctor: Spell there
Johnny: Can you use it in a sentence?
Proctor: They're having trouble finding their tickets to board that train over there.
Johnny: Can you give me the definition?
What's better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
What's better than a spelling bee?
A navy seal
"Clever Hans" was a horse that could count. But you know what's more impressive than a counting horse?
...a spelling bee.
A work colleague asked me how my emails are always so eloquently written. I have a secret weapon — a tiny insect that proofreads my work.
It's a spelling bee.