Spell Jokes

Funniest Spell Short Jokes

Short spell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spell humour may include short spelt jokes also.

1. If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 harry potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
3. Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
   Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
4. One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage I accidentally texted my wife I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.
5. I asked my wife, How do you spell invulnerable? She said, I-N-V-U..
   I said, Everyone does, because I'm awesome!
6. Teacher: how do you spell 'crocodile' Kid: K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L.
   Teacher: no, that's wrong.
   Kid: no, I'm right. Other people might spell it differently but you asked how I spell it.
7. Why isn't "dark" spelled a "c", instead of a "k" Because you can't see in the dark.
   You've all been wonderful.
8. Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not a c? Because everyone knows you can't c in the dark.
9. At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."
   Me: In a sentence please.
   Judge: They're parking their car over there.
10. A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.

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Spell One Liners

Which spell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spell? I can suggest the ones about pitch and phrase.

1. I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell Looking at it now, I see why
2. Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
3. I think i misspelled camoflage . It is actually spelled
4. Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.
5. How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y
6. How do you spell Canada, eh? C, eh?
   N, eh?
   D, eh?
7. My friend tried to convince me "whey" is spelled "whfey" There's no f in whey
8. "Tony, can you spell your name backwards?" Tony: sure... y not
9. Old Macdonald... ...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.
10. I cant spell armegedon. Oh well it's not the end of the world.
11. What the worst thing about being an illiterate wizard? You can't spell.
12. Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check.
13. The only way to spell incorrectly correctly Is to spell it incorrectly.
14. I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards. He said not now
15. How do you spell sand with only 3 letters? S, A, and D.

Say Spell Say Jokes

Here is a list of funny say spell say jokes and even better say spell say puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought a bunch of oranges and spelled "hi" with them. I was then told that was *not* how you say "HI" in Mandarin....
• A kid goes up to his father and asks for a bicycle. His dad says, "If you can spell it out correctly, I'll get you one."
  The kid thinks for a bit, then says, "Can I get a car instead?"
• Lol Spell IHOP then say NESS.
• You are Spell imap then say ness
• How to spell "me" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word "ME" for him. She says, "M-E". The man says, "But you forgot the D!" "But there's no "D" in "ME"!" He says, "Not yet.."
• So there's this witch that owns a motel and she'll give you a discount room if you consent to her experimenting on you... The sign outside says, Come on in and rest for a spell .
• My wife says she doesn't understand why people say adulting is so hard. Sure, she spells it adultering but she is always going out to do that with her friends.
• Say: Eye Spell: map
  Say: ness
• Friend: How do you spell "SHOP"? Me: S-H-O-P
  Friend: How do you say it?
  Me: "Shop"
  Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light?
• I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot.

Casting Spell Jokes

Here is a list of funny casting spell jokes and even better casting spell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
• Did you hear about the witch that was casting spells and driving at the same time? She turned her car into a tree.
• Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
• What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
• What do you call a witch who can't decide between casting good spells or bad spells? Trans-hex-ual
• What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East? Expecto Petroleum
• I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said "Virginus Protectus."
  It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face.
• Why did the Spanish Mage never cast a spell? Because his MPnada
• Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
• What spell did the magician cast when he wanted a seat that doubled as a conservative commentator? Bench-appear-o!

Harry Potter Spell Jokes

Here is a list of funny harry potter spell jokes and even better harry potter spell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why couldn't harry potter feel the magic? Because he was having a dry spell
• "Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine
• What spell does Harry Potter use to treat a stuffy nose? Expectorant Proboscis!
• why don't women get pregnant in harry potter because they use a spell called fetus deletus
  not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123
• What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant? FETUS DELETUS!!
• What's a rappers favorite Harry Potter spell? Expecto Petrón
• What magic spell does Harry Potter use at the bar? Expecto Patronum
• What's the spell on Harry Potter's universe that makes you wet? Emma Wetson
• Harry Potter doesn't mind if you pronounce a spell wrong. "PO-TA-TO, PAT-RO-NUM!!!!"
• What spell does harry Potter use on halloween? Spoopify

Spell Check Jokes

Here is a list of funny spell check jokes and even better spell check puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do witches use most on their phone? Spell check
• Here are two steps to take if you are ever stuck on a desserted island. Step 1: Check spelling.
  Step 2: If correct, enjoy.
• Microsoft has hired a new project manager: Hermione Granger... She's in charge of spell-check.
• What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!
• This book of incantations is useless. The author failed to run a spell check.
• Why did the wizard's incantation fail? He forgot to use spell check
• My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said. When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!
• The FBI has my money!!!!!!!!and Apparently they don't use spell check
• The state of the uniom was awesome. Wait, the spell checking machine is 🅱roke

Magic Spell Jokes

Here is a list of funny magic spell jokes and even better magic spell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I learned an evil magic spell to make readers feel great despair with only 3 words. Awkward childhood memories.
• How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand.
• My car knows how to do magic! The only spell it knows is Expecto Petroleum
• What is a black man's favourite magic spell? Expecto Neglecto.
• What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Spell Jokes

What funny jokes about spell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spell pranks.