Spell Check Jokes
25 spell check jokes and hilarious spell check puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spell check that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spell Check Short Jokes
Short spell check jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spell check humour may include short spell jokes also.
- Here are two steps to take if you are ever stuck on a desserted island. Step 1: Check spelling.
Step 2: If correct, enjoy. - Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy. - Microsoft has hired a new project manager: Hermione Granger... She's in charge of spell-check.
- My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said. When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!
Share These Spell Check Jokes With Friends
Spell Check One Liners
Which spell check one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spell check? I can suggest the ones about correct spelling and spelling error.
- Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check.
- What do witches use most on their phone? Spell check
- What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!
- This book of incantations is useless. The author failed to run a spell check.
- Why did the wizard's incantation fail? He forgot to use spell check
- The FBI has my money!!!!!!!!and Apparently they don't use spell check
- The state of the uniom was awesome. Wait, the spell checking machine is 🅱roke
- Did you hear the inventor of spell check died? May he rust in p**....
- Did you hear the guy that invented spell check died? May he rust in p**...
Spell Check Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about spell check you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spell check pranks.
One day Bob gets a text from his neighbor...
The text reads: "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt about something and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you aren't home. Probably more than you, honestly. I know its no excuse, but I don't get it at home. But now, I can't live with this guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later Bob gets a second text from his neighbor: "Sorry, really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."
Edit for clarity.
Perfectly spell-checked poem
- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r**...,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.
A guy texts his neighbor...
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"."