The Best 64 Spel Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spel jokes. There are some spel typo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spel magic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spel Jokes and Puns
You are
Spell imap then say ness
Spelling Errors?
I don't do that typo thing.
How to spell "me"
A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word "ME" for him. She says, "M-E". The man says, "But you forgot the D!" "But there's no "D" in "ME"!" He says, "Not yet.."
How do you spell onomatopoeia?
Just spell it like the way it sounds!
Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Spelling errors in quotations make me sic.
How do you spell coward?
S-O-N-Y
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?
I don't know how to spell Armaggedon
But who cares - it's not the end of the world!
How do you spell Canada?
C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?
What do you put in a toaster joke
Spell roast five times, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t, r-o-a-s-t.
What do you put in a toaster?
I usually put bread in a toaster.
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What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right?
Typo.
Just because I can't spell Armygeddan.....
Doesn't mean its the end of the world....
How do you spell candy with two letters?
C and Y
How do u spell candy w only 2 letters
c and y
You can't spell grope
without GOP.
Don't spell part backwards
It's a trap
If you spell race car backwards...
You get what Honda owners wish they had.
Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?
Cause I've heard it both ways.
So you say you can't spell very well.....
...they're, there, their, don't cry.
I cant spell armegedon.
Oh well it's not the end of the world.
"Your next spelling word is: beheaded."
Can you use it in a sentence please?
"Sure, Kathy Griffin beheaded to the unemployment office."
"I'd like a spell to make me famous," he said.
"OK," said the witch.
He burned for a week before he died. It was the talk of the kingdom.
At the spelling bee
Judge: Your word is "there."
Me: In a sentence please.
Judge: They're parking their car over there.
Why was the spelling bee cancelled?
One of the participants spelled disaster.
Did you know?
You can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter....
How do you spell bubble?
B.I.T.C.O.I.N.
Do you spell Christmas with an "L"?
Or Noel?
Why is it spelled "Cancelled" if you're British but "Canceled" if you're American?
Because America gave Britain that L in 1783
To spell Panda
You just need P and A
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss
How do you get better at spelling?
Practiss, practise, practice.
The only way to spell incorrectly correctly
Is to spell it incorrectly.
To spell Panda, all you need is
P and A
What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East?
Expecto Petroleum
You just need M or E
to spell more
If everyone spells your sons name wrong...
Then you spelled your sons name wrong
How do you spell odin?
With one eye
How do you spell Japanese noodle?
U don'
Spelling test
My daughter had a spelling test and asked me what does context mean. I asked her how is it being used?
What spell does Harry Potter use for constipation?
Expelli-anus
What do you get when you spell gibberish backwards
Gibberish
You can't spell 'congressman'
without 'con man'
Why is 'dark' not spelled like 'darc'?
Because you can't c in the dark!
Spelling is very important.
It's the difference between "trust in me" and "thrust in me".
So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'
It's not the end of the world
Ok so I can't spell Armageddin
It's not the end of the world though is it?
Why are spelunkers horrible negotiators?
Because they love to cave.
How do you spell Canada, eh?
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
Spelling Bee
Moderator: Your word is seaward .
Me: C-U-N....
Moderator: For the love of god, stop right now!!
You can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter
But can spell murder without any letters from sanity.
What do you get when you spell man backwards?
PTSD
So what if I can't spell "armagedon" correctly ?
Its not the end of the world.
What do you get when you can't spell kid?
idk
How do you spell blinking with one I?
Wink ;)
Sorry for the spelling/grammer mistakes
My first language is English.
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not a c?
Because everyone knows you can't c in the dark.
You can't spell lassie without ass...
and if you think you can, that's a lie.
At the Spelling bee
Judge: Your word is 'Invulnerable'.
Me: I-N-V-U-
Judge: I am pretty awesome.
If you spell gender backwards...
...you might be a redneg.
Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'."
Contestant: "C-U-N..."
Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
How do you spell Darwin Awards?
S-t-u-r-g-i-s
I can spell something with more than 100 letters
P-O-S-T O-F-F-I-C-E
Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards...
...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
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