The Best 8 Speedometer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Speedometer jokes. There are some speedometer blinker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these speedometer nano puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Speedometer Jokes and Puns

I was once driving down the road..

..where I read a sign which said,
Speed limit 30km
I slowed down to 30km/h
A little further, another one
Speed limit 20km
I had to slow down even more,
Moving on, I saw another one
Speed limit 10km
My speedometer had come down to 10km/h
Not long after that, there was another
Speed limit 1km
I pulled over and started pushing my car to a point where I finally saw the last sign,

Welcome to Speed Limit

A man is taking his son to buy his first car...

The son spots an old, used cop car at one of the lots. "Dad! I want that! It would be so cool! Can I test drive the cop car?" The father replies: "No, son. I want your car to have working turn signals and an accurate speedometer."

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car...

It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both.

Got pulled over by a cop, asking me if I knew how fast I was going

No, I said - the speedometer only goes up to 240 km/h


A woman is pulled over for speeding

Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding?
Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer

Did you know that America auto manufacturers name their cars on the assembly line?

Yours should say Check Engine under the speedometer.

Cop: know how fast u were going;

Me: obviously. I have a speedometer.
Cop: i know that
Me: then why did u ask
Cop: [looking down moving toe around the dirt] I just wanted to takk

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the speedometer cruiser jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working speedometer interstate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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