Speedometer Jokes
8 speedometer jokes and hilarious speedometer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about speedometer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Speedometer Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
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A guy is pulled over for speeding...
COP: Do you know how fast you were going?
DRIVER: Well, let's see. My speedometer is 20 miles per hour off, so 55?
COP: You were doing 75.
DRIVER: It's fixed!
I was once driving down the road..
..where I read a sign which said,
Speed limit 30km
I slowed down to 30km/h
A little further, another one
Speed limit 20km
I had to slow down even more,
Moving on, I saw another one
Speed limit 10km
My speedometer had come down to 10km/h
Not long after that, there was another
Speed limit 1km
I pulled over and started pushing my car to a point where I finally saw the last sign,
Welcome to Speed Limit
A man is taking his son to buy his first car...
The son spots an old, used cop car at one of the lots. "Dad! I want that! It would be so cool! Can I test drive the cop car?" The father replies: "No, son. I want your car to have working turn signals and an accurate speedometer."
Why does Heisenberg hate driving?
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car...
It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both.
Got pulled over by a cop, asking me if I knew how fast I was going
No, I said - the speedometer only goes up to 240 km/h
A woman is pulled over for speeding
Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding?
Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer
Did you know that America auto manufacturers name their cars on the assembly line?
Yours should say Check Engine under the speedometer.
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