Speedo Jokes
19 speedo jokes and hilarious speedo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about speedo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Speedo Short Jokes
Short speedo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The speedo humour may include short swim jokes also.
- Guy goes to a costume party dressed in a Speedo with a potato in the front. He knocks on the door of the party and the host says what are you suppose to be? He says, I'm a dictator
- Why can't a man waltz in a closet while wearing a tight Speedo? Because there's no *ballroom*.
- Why did Speedo end its sponsorship of Ryan Lochte? It doesn't like it when people try to hide stuff.
- Ryan Lochte just filed a police report... He stated Speedo pointed a gun at his head and robbed him of his endorsement deal.
- A woman walked up to me at the swimming pool and said she could see something bulging in my Speedos. When I looked down at my c**... she said, "No, the other side..."
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Speedo One Liners
Which speedo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with speedo? I can suggest the ones about potato and underwear.
- What do they use to track Olympic swimmers' speed? A speedo meter.
- What does sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
- What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !
- What do you call someone who is fast in a swimming pool? Speedo Gonzales.
- What do you use to tell how fast an Olympic swimmer is going? A speedo meter
- What did the sloth wear to the swimming pool? His speedo
- Elon Musk clarifies it was a typo. He meant to write 'speedo'.
- How do you see how fast somebody streaked by in their bathing suit? With a speedo meter
Amusing Speedo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about speedo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make speedo pranks.
Beach days ….
My friend tells me if you really want the girls to notice you at the beach practice your walk, get a nice Speedo bathing suit, and toss a potato down into the Speedo. This will drive the woman nuts.!!
Well I did everything, but still had no luck.
This is when he informed me that the potato was supposed to be in the front ……
When I was fourteen years old, my father gave me an advice for my swimming lessons..
I listened, went to the lesson and after coming back, I talked to him.
Me: "Do you remember what you said earlier? You should put a potato in your speedo to impress the girls! I did that."
He: "So, how did it work?"
Me: "Well, you should've told me to put the potato in the front of my speedo."
