The Best 10 Speeding Fine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Speeding Fine jokes. There are some speeding fine nokia executive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these speeding fine violators puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Speeding Fine Jokes and Puns

A man is pulled over by the police

The officer says to him "Sir, I simply cannot let you continue driving. You were speeding, and not only that, you were driving down the middle of the road!"

The man says, "It's okay, officer, I have a permit from the DMV that says it's fine if I do that."

The police officer is incredulous and demands to see this permit. The man pulls out a printed piece of paper from the DMV and says "See? It says right here: tear down the dotted line."

Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone…

Double Fine

A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding.

The female cop asks for the blonde's drivers licence. The blonde motorist asks 'Sorry officer, what does it look like?'
The policewoman replies 'It's a small rectangular thing with your picture on it'.
The blond gives the policewoman her make-up mirror.
The blonde cop responds with 'I think we can forget the speeding fine. I didn't realize you're a policewoman too.'

Dracula

Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet the vampire slayer

What did a laid-back Italian cop say to a speeding driver?

That's a fine.


A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.

"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

Speeding fines doubled when workers present

I don't see why a construction worker would be presenting anything during a speeding fine.

A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."

"Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"

Yesterday I got a speeding ticket.

That's fine.

Exceeding the posted Speed Limit in a Construction Zone is Okay

As long as the posted limit sign is accompanied by a sign that reads; *Higher Fine* When Workers Present

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