The Best 9 Speedboat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Speedboat jokes. There are some speedboat offshore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these speedboat jetski puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Speedboat Jokes and Puns

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London...

Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.

If you're towing a speedboat...

...are you pulling a fast one?

Speedboat joke, If you're towing a speedboat...

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What do you call a boat filled with dope?

A speedboat

[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam...

Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.

Breaking News: Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.

Police reckons it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Speedboat joke, Breaking News: Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.

A speedboat driver crashed and died in a local harbor race yesterday. He died doing what he loved best.


I just bought a new speedboat...

...well, actually, it's a canoe. I just smoke a lot of meth in it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the speedboat rowboat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working speedboat pacific piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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