Speedboat Jokes
16 speedboat jokes and hilarious speedboat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about speedboat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Speedboat Short Jokes
Short speedboat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The speedboat humour may include short paddle boat jokes also.
- Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.
- [Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
- Breaking News: Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police reckons it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
- A speedboat driver crashed and died in a local harbor race yesterday. He died doing what he loved best. Living
- Did you here about the two Muslims who crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier? Start of Ramadam
- So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam
- I just bought a new speedboat... ...well, actually, it's a canoe. I just smoke a lot of m**... in it.
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Speedboat One Liners
Which speedboat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with speedboat? I can suggest the ones about fishing boat and boating.
- If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
- What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
- What do you call a boat filled with dope? A speedboat
- Girl I must be a speedboat Because your as thick as a manatee
Delightful Fun Speedboat Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about speedboat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yacht jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make speedboat pranks.
Yet another genie in the lamp joke
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park.
They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.
Me first! Me first! says the PhD student.
I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman.
p**...! He's gone.
Me next! Me next! says the post-doc. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.
p**...! He's gone.
You're next, the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.
