Speedboat Jokes
15 speedboat jokes and hilarious speedboat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about speedboat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Speedboat Short Jokes
Short speedboat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The speedboat humour may include short paddle boat jokes also.
- A speedboat driver crashed and died in a local harbor race yesterday. He died doing what he loved best. Living
- So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam
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Speedboat One Liners
Which speedboat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with speedboat? I can suggest the ones about fishing boat and yacht.
- If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
- What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
- What do you call a boat filled with dope? A speedboat
Delightful Fun Speedboat Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about speedboat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean row boat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make speedboat pranks.
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Yet another genie in the lamp joke
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
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I just bought a new speedboat...
...well, actually, it's a canoe. I just smoke a lot of m**... in it.
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Did you here about the two Muslims who crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier?
Start of Ramadam
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A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park.
They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.
Me first! Me first! says the PhD student.
I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman.
p**...! He's gone.
Me next! Me next! says the post-doc. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.
p**...! He's gone.
You're next, the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.
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God will save me
Heard this a while back at summer camp or something of the like. Haven't seen it on here yet.
A man is drowning in a lake. A boat drives up and the captain asks him, "hey buddy, need any help?"
The man responds, "No, God will save me."
The captain reluctantly goes about his way and a little later a speedboat drives up to the drowning man. "Hey buddy, can I help you?"
"No, god will save me."
The man drowns and up in heaven he goes up to God and says, "Hey, why didn't you save me?"
God simply replies, "I sent you two boats, d**...."
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A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park...
A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes t**...." p**...! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." p**...! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
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A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one."
"Me first!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise."
p**...! She's gone.
"Me next!" says the associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
p**...! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says: "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
