Speed Bump Jokes

Funniest Speed Bump Short Jokes

Short speed bump jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The speed bump humour may include short bumped jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a blind pedestrian and a speed bump? I've never run over a speed bump at 70 mph.
2. What's the difference between a pedestrian in a wheelchair and a speed bump? I slow down before I hit a speed bump
3. I love taking my blind daughter out for drives Every time I hit a speed bump I tell her it was a dog.
4. What's the driver say after he felt a bump, ba-bump under his car? When did they put speed bumps in the park?
5. What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead
6. What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed Bumps.
7. Squirrels – nature's speed bumps.
8. When you hit a speed bump at the kids playground But then you realize that there is no speed bump
9. When I drive, I feel scared when I see a speed bump ...but I'm slowly getting over it.
10. My sister is so fat then when we go out to the local buffet they see her coming and p**... out the speed-bumps.

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Speed Bump One Liners

Which speed bump one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with speed bump? I can suggest the ones about speed limit and speed light.

1. I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it
2. I'm deathly afraid of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.
3. I have a fear of speed bumps but it's ok, I'm slowly getting over them.
4. They just put speed bumps outside the local school. Well I hope it was a speed bump.
5. What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps
6. I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it
7. I have a massive fear of that speed bump near my house. But I am slowly getting over it.
8. I've been working on getting rid of my phobia of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.
9. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps I'm slowly getting over it
10. I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it.
11. I don't see the point in speed bumps If anything they slow you down
12. Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
13. Speed bumps don't make a good combo Especially when children are present
14. Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal? Ba-dum, tish.
15. What does "Maginot Line" mean in German? "Speed bump ahead."

Speed Bump Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about speed bump you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean speed dial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make speed bump pranks.