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Top 10 of the Funniest Speeches Jokes and Puns

People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference.

Hitler was good at making speeches

I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.

I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

The only similarity between Bernie Sanders's speeches and Hillary's speeches is

......both inspire you to vote against Hillary.

Speeches joke, The only similarity between Bernie Sanders's speeches and Hillary's speeches is

On the bright side...

We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.

I don't see why Obama gave all his speeches behind bulletproof glass..

I know he's black and all but I doubt he'd actually shoot anyone.


I'm horrible at funerals.

Whenever I'm at funerals for some reason no one ever likes my speeches. You see, when i go up to the podium speak about the deceased, i like to compliment their intelligence. "He knew too much" is what i usually say. Not sure why people give me the funny looks there, and I'm usually kicked out when i add, "it's a shame he had to die".

Has anyone else noticed

During most of the speeches Obama gave, he was behind bullet proof glass? I know he was black and all, but I doubt he would of shot anyone.

Speeches joke, Has anyone else noticed

As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.

I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".

The American and the Russian

Originally told by U.S. President Reagan in one of his speeches:

>An American and a Russian(before the fall of the Soviet Union) were bragging to one another.
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>American: We have a lot of freedom of speech. We can just go to the White House, barge in the President's office and say: "Mr President, I don't like the way you are running this country!"
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>Russian: That's nothing - we can also go to the Kremlin, barge in Gorbachev's office and say: "Mr General Secretary, I don't like the way President Reagan is running his country!"

Why don't birds prepare for speeches?

They like to wing it.

A man goes to a funeral ...

After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?"

No, of course not , she says. "Please do."

The man stands up, clears his throat and says:

"Abacus"

Then promptly sits down.

The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .

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During the communist rule

in the USSR a big assembly was held and members of the communist party were giving speeches to the general public. The highest ranking official was making his speech and he proclaimed "soon we will live even better!". This was followed by a voice from the audience "and what about us?!"

I went to my mates funeral...

... and when the speeches were on I stood up and said, "Plethora."

I sat down, and his wife said to me, "thank you, that means a lot."

Pretty dark you've been warned

Why does Obama give his speeches behind bullet proof glass? I know he's black and all but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

I heard Trump's staff holds up a big applause sign during his speeches...

He wants everyone to give him a big hand.

So apparently Kanye West is running for president

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

Speeches joke, So apparently Kanye West is running for president

Why did Obama have to say his speeches behind bullet proof glass?

I mean, I know he's black and all, but I'm pretty sure he won't shoot anyone

what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common?

everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race

Steve Jobs' keynote speeches were always thrilling.

They were guaranteed iOpeners.


What do you call it, when 10 liberal presidential candidates give their speeches and promises all at the same time?

Mass Debating

The successful entrepreneur was constantly in demand for after-dinner speeches and could never find the time to prepare his own material.

His assistant always wrote the speech. It was at the annual conference that he was called upon to give encouragement to small businesses.
After the meal, the entrepreneur stood up to address the audience. "Ladies and gentleman. There are three main areas of tension in today's small businesses. The first is the problem of not paying competitive salaries ..."
He then turned to the next page and read out, "From now on, you unappreciative pig, you're on your own ..."

What do you call a KKK leader that gives really long boring speeches?

The Grand Drag-on

The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political...

... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.

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