The Best 35 Speech Impediment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Speech Impediment jokes. There are some speech impediment speach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these speech impediment meaning listener puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Speech Impediment Jokes and Puns

What does an Italian have when he is missing one arm?

A severe speech impediment.

arm's length

what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
a speech impediment

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What goes quack, quack, quack?

A junkie with a speech impediment

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What does an Italian have if he's born with one arm shorter than the other ?

A speech impediment.

What is it called when an Italian has no hands?

A speech impediment

My parents have a serious speech impediment problem

They could never say I love you

What did the magician with a speech impediment say to the fisherman?

Pick a cod, any cod.

What did the man with a speech impediment name his boat

The S.S. Stutter

What Do You Call Nazis With A Speech Impediment?

The Alt-White.

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A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...

At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"

I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2

I'm gonna call it Schindler's Lisp

A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy.


What do you call an Italian with only one hand?

Speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?

Speech impediment.

Everything in the world is easier said than done

Unless you have a speech impediment

Why did the janitor with a speech impediment miss his shift?

He overswept

I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment

It's called Man or Myth

What do you call an overly emotional tree with a speech impediment?


Halloween Pirate Joke

Little Johnny dressed up as a pirate. He rang the first door bell and a woman answered. "Hello!" she said. "What are you dressed up as?" Johnny replies (with his speech impediment), "A birate." "A what?" asked the woman. "A BIRATE!" said Johnny. The woman replied, "Oh, you mean a pirate. Well tell me Mr. Pirate, where are your bucannears?" Johnny looked at her weirdly and said, "They're on my buckin' HEAD!"

What is the worst thing to need as a scientist with a speech impediment?

a physicist's assistance

Just finished a great book about a transvestite who has a speech impediment.

The title is "Man or Myth."

Why did the magician with a speech impediment buy a candy bar?

Because he wanted to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

A little girl walks into a pet store...

and says, "I'd wike a wabbit pweathe."

The salesperson laughs and mimics the little girl's speech impediment. "Of courthe! Do you want a widdle bwown wabbit, a bwack wabbit, or a thpotted wabbit?"

The little girl says, "I don't think my thnake giveth a thit what color the wabbit ith."

Did you hear about the Mormon cat with a speech impediment?

He had nine wives.

A boy had a speech impediment and is unable to articulate anything more than the letters of the alphabet.

He opens his wallet, only to sadly exclaim:


My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment...

He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet

My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm.

She says the main problem is the speech impediment.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and who has a speech impediment?

His name.

And you should probably be ashamed of yourself.

I'm hosting a bake-off for people with speech impediments tomorrow

I don't know if I should whisk any yolks at all

What do you call an outbreak of zombies that also have speech impediments?

The Zombie Apocalisp!

As a person with a speech impediment, I enjoy telling online jokes

They're more of my type.

Some people seem to tell me I have a speech ingredient...


Why was the dyslexic Russian politician with a speech impediment arrested?

Because he was ligging erections

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