Spectrum Jokes

Funniest Spectrum Short Jokes

Short spectrum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spectrum humour may include short rainbow jokes also.

1. With Biden declared the winner, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, I think we can all safely say... Thanks, Obama.
2. I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?
3. What do you call a row of women all arranged in order of attractiveness? A broad spectrum.
4. My kid says he can see infra-red light We always thought he was on the spectrum. turns out, he's below it.
5. We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic". But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.
6. I used have a friend who was on the spectrum I asked him, On what spectrum, the electromagnetic spectrum?
   He responded, No, I'm autistic.
   So I responded, So what, you don't understand jokes?
7. Why does visible light take up so little space on the electromagnetic spectrum? Because its space was violeted.
8. What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate? I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.
9. What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento
10. I was laying in bed this morning, staring at my skin color when I realized: I'm on the spectrum.

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Spectrum One Liners

Which spectrum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spectrum? I can suggest the ones about scope and sprint.

1. I am so far on the spectrum... ...they call me visible light.
2. Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick? He's a plectrum on the spectrum.
3. How do you know Roy G. Biv was vaccinated? He's all over the spectrum.
4. What makes a rainbow so special? It's on the spectrum
5. My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum
6. What is the most dangerous spectrum of light? Ultraviolent.
7. What company did the autistic man start? Charter Spectrum
8. Why were 6 and 12 not friends? They were at opposite ends of the spectrum
9. Unlike gender... ...autism is a spectrum.
10. Autism is a spectrum We're all autistic to some degree
11. What's a pirate's favorite electromagnetic spectrum Ayyye arrgh
12. What high speed internet is the main choice of autistic people? Charter spectrum
13. What do you and a red lantern ring have in common? You're at the end of the spectrum
14. Why didn't the Autist buy a Commodore 64? Because he was already on the spectrum
15. Why do autistic people use slow internet? Because they're on the Spectrum.

Autism Spectrum Jokes

Here is a list of funny autism spectrum jokes and even better autism spectrum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friends keep telling me I'm on the autism spectrum... ...I can never tell if they're joking or not.

Giggle-Inducing Spectrum Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about spectrum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spectrum pranks.