The Best 30 Spectrum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spectrum jokes. There are some spectrum construct jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spectrum accelerate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spectrum Jokes and Puns

Judaism is a lot like the pH scale.

On one side of the spectrum there are basic Jews, and on the other side, Hasidic.

With Biden declared the winner, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, I think we can all safely say...

Thanks, Obama.

I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor

Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?

Spectrum joke, I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor

What do you call a row of women all arranged in order of attractiveness? [oc]

A broad spectrum.

Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick?

He's a plectrum on the spectrum.

How do you know Roy G. Biv was vaccinated?

He's all over the spectrum.

My kid says he can see infra-red light

We always thought he was on the spectrum. turns out, he's below it.

Spectrum joke, My kid says he can see infra-red light

Many top scientists are on the autism spectrum..

And that means that autism causes vaccines.

A woman asks her husband...

about the electromagnetic spectrum so that she may help her son with his homework. She asks, "sweetheart, what comes after visible light again?" The father answers, "Ultraviolet, darling."

We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic".

But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.

I used have a friend who was on the spectrum

I asked him, On what spectrum, the electromagnetic spectrum?

He responded, No, I'm autistic.

So I responded, So what, you don't understand jokes?

You can explore spectrum charter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spectrum autism dad jokes. There are also spectrum puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not being on the Autistic Spectrum

Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...

My mental health is like a rainbow

All over the spectrum

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?


I was laying in bed this morning, staring at my skin color when I realized:

I'm on the spectrum.

Spectrum joke, I was laying in bed this morning, staring at my skin color when I realized:

What is the most dangerous spectrum of light?


When political debate comes up this Thanksgiving break and you find someone at the other end of spectrum just say one thing.


Why didn't the Autist buy a Commodore 64?

Because he was already on the spectrum

I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told him I'm artistic

He said me too I'm on the spectrum.

How do you tell the difference between black & white?

You don't. They are just a spectrum of grey.

I think my wife considers me her rainbow.

Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum.

Why does visible light take up so little space on the electromagnetic spectrum?

Because its space was violeted.

What company did the autistic man start?

Charter Spectrum

Why did Time Warner switch it's name to Spectrum?

They were tired of being called retards.

Why were 6 and 12 not friends?

They were at opposite ends of the spectrum

Unlike gender...

...autism is a spectrum.

My friends keep telling me I'm on the autism spectrum...

...I can never tell if they're joking or not.

Autism is a spectrum

We're all autistic to some degree

Where does Matthew McConaughey fall on the political spectrum?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spectrum vaccinations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spectrum willingness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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