The Best 11 Spectator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spectator jokes. There are some spectator prior jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spectator hearse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spectator Jokes and Puns

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.

As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.

"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

I bought the new Call of Duty WWII in France.

But for some reason, I can only be a spectator.

Met a girl that's into horoscopes

Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.

Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?

Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T

Me : Congratulations you're an Aries.

I think docking would make for a great spectator sport.

It's really end to end.


If a commentator is an ordinary potato and a spectator is a potato with glasses, what's a dictator?

A potato named Richard

They say Kim Jong Un attended the opening of a fertilizer factory is unclear whether he was there as a spectator or as a fertilizer.

Spectator joke, They say Kim Jong Un attended the opening of a fertilizer factory

What do you call someone who hates their own race, but loves others?

A spectator.

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

Sad to hear about the spectator losing sight in one eye at the Ryder cup

But they do say hindsight is 20

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

You can explore spectator viewer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spectator bleachers dad jokes. There are also spectator puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spectator looker puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spectator drill piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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