The Best 12 Spectacular Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spectacular jokes. There are some spectacular phenomenal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spectacular outlets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spectacular Jokes and Puns

God said to Gabriel:

"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"

"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"

"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"

Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it.

He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street artist perform.

The act is spectacular, but the four gentlemen are having a tough time getting a good view.

The performer, by some coincidence, notices this and stands up on a large wooden box to give them a better view. He then calls out to them "Can all of you see me now?"

They each reply:

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja."

Spectacular joke, An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street artist perform.

Why the next James Bond should be a woman

The next Bond should be a woman!

Can you imagine? Crazy car scenes with spectacular crashes, explosions...

... And all of that while she's parking.

Two guys chatting at the bar....

One says, "I committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning. Went to the travel agency to buy some plane tickets. The young girl had the most spectacular breasts and I accidentally asked for two plane-titties" His mate replies, "Oh yes. I did the exact same thing this morning. Went to ask my wife to pass the corn-flakes and accidentally said, "You fat cow, you've totally ruined my life"'


a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )

A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"

What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut?

Wall-nuts. I tell you these things are a tough one to crack but once we do it's going to be spectacular.

Spectacular joke, What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut?

"You're flat!" said the conductor, pointing at the contrabass.

"Maybe," she retorted, "but I've got a spectacular lower end!"

Urethra! I've done it!

...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery.

"I don't think that's quite right sir," says the patient.

Why girls are so proud of their multitasking skills?

Theres nothing spectacular in doing 3 things wrong at the same time.

I saw something i thought i wouldnt see in 100 years last week. Baseball related...

it was pretty spectacular but...

I dont know how Glenn will come back this season.

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The new Spider-Man game is amazing

Some might say it's spectacular

I think it's the ultimate video game

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