Spectacular Jokes
13 spectacular jokes and hilarious spectacular puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spectacular that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Spectacular Short Jokes
Short spectacular jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spectacular humour may include short breathtaking jokes also.
- Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."
- Why the next James Bond should be a woman The next Bond should be a woman!
Can you imagine? Crazy car scenes with spectacular crashes, explosions...
... And all of that while she's parking. - What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut? Wall-nuts. I tell you these things are a tough one to crack but once we do it's going to be spectacular.
- "You're flat!" said the conductor, pointing at the contrabass. "Maybe," she retorted, "but I've got a spectacular lower end!"
- Why girls are so proud of their multitasking skills? Theres nothing spectacular in doing 3 things wrong at the same time.
- I saw something i thought i wouldnt see in 100 years last week. Baseball related... it was pretty spectacular but...
I dont know how Glenn will come back this season. - The new Spider-Man game is amazing Some might say it's spectacular
I think it's the ultimate video game - Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Spectacular One Liners
Which spectacular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spectacular? I can suggest the ones about remarkable and stunning.
- What do you call a young adult who's spectacularly good at what they do? Protein.
Humorous Spectacular Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about spectacular you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spectacle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spectacular pranks.
God said to Gabriel:
"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"
"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"
"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"
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Two guys chatting at the bar....
One says, "I committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning. Went to the travel agency to buy some plane tickets. The young girl had the most spectacular b**... and I accidentally asked for two plane-t**..." His mate replies, "Oh yes. I did the exact same thing this morning. Went to ask my wife to pass the corn-flakes and accidentally said, "You fat cow, you've totally ruined my life"'
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a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )
A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"
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u**...! I've done it!
...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery.
"I don't think that's quite right sir," says the patient.
