The Best 24 Spectacle Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spectacle jokes. There are some spectacle witness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spectacle lens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spectacle Jokes and Puns
Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
An optician fell into his lens grinder...
and made a spectacle of himself.
Did you hear about the optician who fell into his lens grinding machine
He made a spectacle of himself.
I once knew a man with two monocles.
He made made a right spectacle of himself.
London held a monocle convention for high class members of society...
... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle.
Have you heard about the man who recently died working at the glasses factory?
Apparently he fell right into the glass grinder, making a spectacle of himself.
Why did the eyeglasses walk into the classroom quietly?
They didn't want to make a spectacle
Yesterday at the optician...
So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
What happened to the optometrist that fell into the eyeglass making machine?
He made a spectacle of himself
Did you hear about the Eye Doctor who changed professions to become a comedian?
He made a spectacle of himself.
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I just saw a man repair his monocle with his bare hands.
It was a spectacle to behold.
Did you hear of the optometrist that fell into the lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself. (Old joke)
Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself.
I'll see myself out.
I once saw a grand opening of an optometrist office
It was quite the spectacle.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory?
He really made a spectacle of himself.
I have some wire frames and a curved lens.
Is that anything to make a spectacle of?
Why do glasses get so much attention?
They are always making a spectacle of themselves.
I've always wanted to see a man wearing two monocles.
It'd be quite the spectacle.
Why was the optometrist embarrassed?
He made a spectacle of himself.
What did the wife tell the optometrist?
Stop, you're making a spectacle.
TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens
Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder?
He made a spectacle out of himself.
My Friend Dressed Up As A Monocle For Halloween
He made a spectacle of himself
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