Spectacle Jokes
32 spectacle jokes and hilarious spectacle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spectacle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spectacle Short Jokes
Short spectacle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spectacle humour may include short spectacular jokes also.
- Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
- Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
- London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle.
- Why did the eyeglasses walk into the classroom quietly? They didn't want to make a spectacle
- The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA
- Did you hear about the Eye Doctor who changed professions to become a comedian? He made a spectacle of himself.
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ok its bad. Apologies in advance. - A doctor is walking in the corridor of the hospital when he hears a high pitched scream He shouts,"I SAID TAKE OFF HIS SPECTACLES"
- TIL: about the crowd's reaction when Benjamin Franklin announced his creation of the bifocal lens Apparently, it was quite the spectacle.
- I always thought I looked better without my spectacles. It took me some time to realize why.
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Spectacle One Liners
Which spectacle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spectacle? I can suggest the ones about sight and theatre.
- I once knew a man with two monocles. He made made a right spectacle of himself.
- I just saw a man repair his monocle with his bare hands. It was a spectacle to behold.
- What do you call a mouse wearing spectacles? .
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An optical mouse.
Tada!! - I once saw a grand opening of an optometrist office It was quite the spectacle.
- I just cleaned my spectacles. To see in the new year.
- I have some wire frames and a curved lens. Is that anything to make a spectacle of?
- Why do glasses get so much attention? They are always making a spectacle of themselves.
- I've always wanted to see a man wearing two monocles. It'd be quite the spectacle.
- Why was the optometrist embarrassed? He made a spectacle of himself.
- What did the wife tell the optometrist? Stop, you're making a spectacle.
- my favorite punchline... "No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"
- My Friend Dressed Up As A Monocle For Halloween He made a spectacle of himself
- A pair of glasses are found on the floor What a spectacle!
Cheeky Spectacle Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about spectacle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telescope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spectacle pranks.
Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
Yesterday at the optician...
So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles.
A woman walks into a shop and says," Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "
The shopkeeper replies," You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store.
