The Best 15 Specimen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Specimen jokes. There are some specimen test jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these specimen examination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Specimen Jokes and Puns

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

The morticians wife.

The mortician gets a call to come pick up Schultz, who dies unexpectedly. While getting him ready for the funeral, he can't help but notice Schultz has a freakishly huge male member. So he cuts it off, puts it in a bag, and brings it home to show his wife this amazing specimen.

He gets home and says, " Honey come look at the amazing thing I found at work today!" She comes over, takes a look in the bag and shrieks loudly, "Oh my God! Schultz is dead!"

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

Specimen joke, What's a specimen?

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

A lady came in for a routine physical at the doctor's office.

Here , said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. The bathroom is over there on your right.
The doctor will be with you in a few minutes.
A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom with an empty container and a relieved look on her face.
Thanks! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn't need this after all!


Scientists now think cats originated on Mars. NASA was set to retrieve a specimen confirming this,

...but curiosity killed it.

The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?

Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!

Specimen joke, The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?

Scientists at NASA

Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

What's a specimen?

A Spanish astronaut

The doctor shakes his head and tells the man, "I have no idea what's wrong with you. I'll need a urine specimen, plus sperm and stool samples."

The guy says, "I'm kind of in a hurry. Can I just leave you my shorts?"

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A biologist specialized in bovine excrement found a specimen and exclaimed

"This is bullshit!"

Space man trivia

What does a white man in space call himself? An astronaut.

What does a black man in space call himself?
An astronaut.

What does an Italian man in space call himself?
A specimen.

"Fraud"

Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD?

Murph: It is a "FRAUD".

My son has been really nervous ever since he lost the specimen he was going to display at his upcoming insect "show and tell" seminar

i just hope he doesn't have butterflies in his stomach

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the specimen exemplary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working specimen laboratory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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