The Best 53 Specifically Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Specifically jokes. There are some specifically microorganisms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these specifically properly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Specifically Jokes and Puns
My friend Matt really likes bullfighting.
Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting
Baby I am an Animal in Bed
More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day.
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For the last time, I'm not racist!
I specifically called it African American Friday!
A joke is like a frog..
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.
Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
A small part of me almost died today..
Specifically mini-me
When I die I want my body to be donated to science
...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men.
It has the same centerfold every month!
When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed.
specifically my name, address and phone number.
What do you call a hospital room specifically for scared cows?
A cow ward.
I have 10 sons and 2 daughters, and I gave the same name to all of them, Jamie...
...It's quite practical, she said, if I need to wake them up I just shout "wake up Jamie!". If I need them to eat I just say "Jamie! Dear, dinner is ready!". They all obey simultaneously.
The interviewer asks "So how do you refer to them when you need to speak to one of them specifically?"
Easy - she replied - I call them by their lastname!
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They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now
Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats.
I'm so sorry.
I love it when a girl takes control.
Birth control specifically.
I hate people who take drugs...
specifically the DEA and US Customs.
Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order
it's about foreign birds of prey. the order states that any bird, specifically eagles, who have some sort of illness like flu will not be allowed to enter the country.
Trump has labelled them -
ILL EAGLE IMMIGRANTS
A farmer was asked why he specifically breed satanist Yaks on his farm..
...he said he simply enjoys the yakult.
Apple wanted to introduce a line of phones specifically for children.
But they scrapped it, 'ITouch Kids' just didn't seem right.
Heard this somewhere a while back. Don't think it was here. Thought you guys might like it.
Are you aware the the Quran specifically forbids dating Gorillas?
It turns out you're not supposed to have a Haram Bae.
An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place...
...They specifically wanted a tan door.
What do you call a carousel made specifically for little-people?
a Midget Spinner
MAN: Give it to me straight, Doc...am I dying?
DOC: *looking at medical chart* "Everyone's dying."
MAN: "Well yes, but what about me specifically?"
DOC: *Looks up* "You're, like, the Usain Bolt of dying."
My Dad told me specifically not to touch the keyboard...I pressed Ctrl-B
It was a bold move
I agree that white supremacists should have one nation for their race.
Specifically, can we give them Guam?
Justin Timberlake loves the Ukraine
Or, more specifically, the Crimea River
It took guts to buy the new iPhone X
Specifically, both my kidneys, my pancreas, and my large intestine.
I need glasses to see my family
Specifically, two glasses of scotch.
Make a pair of scissors, specifically designed to cut paper, made out of sharpened stone.
Call them "Rock Paper Scissors."
An Australian man sits down in an American diner
And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.
Is something the matter? Says the waiter.
Yes, said the man. I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.
I'm sorry for the mix up sir, but you did specifically order a cup of hazelnut coffeemate.
Say what you will about Trump's Presidency, but you can't overlook what he has accomplished in terms of healthcare specifically life expectancy...
He managed to turn one year into something that feels like an eternity.
The head of the CIA tells you that he has a secret assignment for you to do.
Specifically, he tells you to meet him at a Tokyo restaurant and to wear an Asian costume.
When you ask him what exactly you need to wear an Asian costume for, he says:
"I want us to be secret Asians."
I specifically asked for no mayo on my sandwich.
What the Hellman
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a player
More specifically, singleplayer
The New York Mets
Specifically, Jose Reyes' career ERA of 54.00
I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper
Please don't ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*
The Moon landings were staged...
... specifically, they had three stages, which were discarded in sequence as the rocket ascended to space to save on mass.
I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty
Louis XVI, specifically
Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?
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One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to.
I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.
I need glasses so I can see my family.
Specifically, 3 glasses of scotch.
I'm binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won't let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.
Those are only available on Amazon Prime.
What do you get when you cross a bat and a man?
A ban. Specifically, a lifetime ban from the genetics labs, as well as a visit from the ethics committee.
I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridges...
of course, this was before his suspension.
My friends are furious at me for taking off my pants.
In my defense, the invitation specifically said GENDER REVEAL PARTY...
Heard of the nun that stole a fortune to fund her gambling habit?
The first clue probably should have been that she spent a fortune on a habit specifically for gambling.
Basic Psychology
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
I have to have glasses just to see my family.
Specifically 2 glasses… of Scotch.
I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music...
More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
I applied to the police academy
The academy head approached me "I am afraid I have to decline your application".
"What's the problem?"
"Your family history. Specifically your mother and father."
"My parents are happily married."
"That's the problem. All cops are bastards."
[Unashamed Dad Joke] What do you call an android that was designed specifically to move a small wooden boat around?
A row-bot.
That annoying banker wouldn't stop asking me questions.
I specifically asked him to leave me a loan.
I was pulled over for speeding down the middle of the road and asked to explain what I thought I was doing
I explained that when I got my license it specifically said to tear along the dotted line.
Dogs and old tech
I work at a veterinary hospital.
We had to give booster shots to a dog today, specifically a Doberman Pinscher.
I noted that we were "updating a dobie."
Many groans were had.
I thought it was funny. :)
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