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124 species jokes and hilarious species puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about species that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the lighter side of conservation and learn how to tell jokes involving invasive species, endangered species, genome mutation, and reproduction. These species jokes are delightfully clever and sure to entertain.

Best Short Species Jokes

Short species jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The species humour may include short nature jokes also.

  1. Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
    Myneckisaur.
    This is my first dad joke post :)
  2. News has just come in that The mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
  3. Some species of frog can jump higher than a 3-story office building. It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
  4. Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump
  5. Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.
  6. Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list?
    Because they croak a lot!
  7. A beekeeper was asked which species of bees he found to be the most pretty. His reply: "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"
  8. From what I've read, people were a lot more serious about invasive plant species 30 or 40 years ago. A lot of people were writing about stopping the spread of the Soviet onion.
  9. Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump.
  10. Aliens and Humans "Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
    Human: we are an advanced species
    A: how do you travel?
    H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about species can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of species puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Species One Liners

Which species one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with species? I can suggest the ones about sects and genre.

  1. What do you call a veterinarian who can only treat one species? A Doctor.
  2. New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus.
  3. Eggs have recently been added to the endangered species list Due to excessive poaching.
  4. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct.
  5. A zoo only had one species of dog It was a shih tzu.
  6. What is one of the longest living species of beetle? Paul McCartney
  7. Why are some species of cat always endangered? Because cheetahs never prosper
  8. Human is the only species that evolve chin I'm so advanced that I already doubled it.
  9. What's the sexiest bee species? Boo-bees
  10. What do you do with some new species you just discovered? Ya PHYLUM.
  11. What species of ant is most hesitant? The reluct ant.
  12. What's the largest species of ants? Gi-ants
  13. Corona Virus has spread to species of birds It now infects bat man and robin
  14. It's no wonder falcons are an endangered species They've got an extreme choking problem.
  15. What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom.

Endangered Species Jokes

Here is a list of funny endangered species jokes and even better endangered species puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Today i realised that Kung Fu Panda was actually a very progressive movie Not only is the protagonist such a minority that he is literally an endangered species, he is also portrayed by a Black man
  • Blue lives matter There's only 100 smurfs, their an endangered species.
  • Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species. I left there full of egret.
  • Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law.
    -Chris Rock
  • And then there was the male spotted owl who told his wife, "What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species!"
  • Did you hear that anti-vaxxers will receive protection under the Endangered Species Act? Their offspring is threatened with extinction.
  • In honor of endangered species, portions of the proceeds from each gilded comment will go to Tempura House... ...a home for battered shrimp.
  • There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
  • Why is the hand on the endangered species list? Because it was over fist.
  • How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child.

Origin Species Jokes

Here is a list of funny origin species jokes and even better origin species puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper—or his keeper's brother.

Species Genus Jokes

Here is a list of funny species genus jokes and even better species genus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Just slept with a species from another genus... I hate having bed bugs

Invasive Species Jokes

Here is a list of funny invasive species jokes and even better invasive species puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an invasive species that happens to be a bird? i**... avian.
Species joke, What do you call an invasive species that happens to be a bird?

Cheeky Species Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about species you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean creature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make species prank.

Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?

This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.

My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona.

"You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"
*sigh* "No dad how did they decide on a name?"
"Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"
(Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona)
(I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfather very much so I understand any negative reaction)

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

I wanted to open a place where people could drink and go dancing. A portion of all proceeds would be donated to a nature reserve where threatened species could breed and raise their offspring in peace. But I had to close it down.

I really thought Club Baby Seals was going to be a bigger hit.

New human-like species discovered in South Africa.

Kardashians can't catch a break on a vacation even in Namibia.

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two.

Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian f**...-hating spider :(

TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.

In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!

Science fact!

There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans

I guess they were accident prawn

What's h**...'s favorite species of shark?

The Great White.

Why are bees the superior species?

They have a built in s**... switch.

How do you tell the difference between a Northern and a Southern zoo?

A Northern zoo has a large plaque in front of each animal cage. The plaque list the genus, species, common name, average life span, habitat and diet of the animal.

A Southern zoo has a recipe in from of each animal cage.

Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian...

They're calling it the Lickalotopuss.

Scientists recently discovered a s**... transmitted disease affecting many bird species.

No need to worry though. I hear it's tweetable.

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

It's amazing that the world has millions of undiscovered species...

And they all fit so easily into my sock.

An alien mothership is scouting planet Earth.

Alien Scout: Sir, the Humans appear to possess massive military capabilities, nuclear weapons included.
Alien Commander: This is problematic, are they really such an intelligent species?
Alien Scout: Apparently not Sir, they appear to have them pointed at themselves.

Cambridge University just discovered a new species of dinosaur

They say it had a stocky build with orange scales and feathers on its head. They are naming it Grabsalotopuss.

I enjoyed a satire about how people in the future come to terms with outrageous ideas and eventually become more and more like the presidents who adopt them.

It was called "On the oranging of species"

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

What species is Mike Pence?

No-h**... sapiens.

Did you know that the Venezuelans use the e**... of a rare species of bovine in an ancient dish passed down from generation to generation?

I lied it's all b**....

There are three species of hyena in the wild

But every time one is seen they become a spotted hyena

Which species of ants prefer to eat beavers ?

Lesbi-ants

Did you know? There is a species of frog in Alaska

There is a species of frog in Alaska that freezes during the winter and while frozen, the frog stops breathing, its heart stops beating, its palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's v**... on its sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

There's a protocol when it comes to bears [Long]

If you go camping, you should carry bells so not to startle a bear and be attacked, and pepper spray in case it does.
It would help to learn the s**... of the bear, so you can avoid areas with dangerous species.
Brown and black bear's is small and dark.
Grizzly's is large, light in color, has bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

Scientists are studying the effects of m**... on the arctic tern, a species of bird.

The studies are so intense they have stated "We are leaving no tern unstoned."

I want to discover an unknown species of animal and call it the peeve.

That way, I could adopt one, and it'd be my pet peeve.

This just in: A recent study has discovered that dolphins and humans are the only two species to have s**... for fun.

In unrelated news: All Oklahoma residents are now banned from SeaWorld.

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London...

But it turned out to be an Urban Moth

My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...

So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"

Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly s**... the life out of her partner over a period of decades.

This process is commonly called marriage.

Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

A particular species of frog, found in South American rainforests, has been observed to leap higher than a 1 story house.

This is due to the extremely powerful hind legs of the frog, and the fact that houses cannot leap.

I went to a planet where the native species had no bilateral symmetry...

and all I got was this s**... F-shirt.

Today I Learned

I've been surrounded by a rare species called expectations, apparently they've always been there yet I've never met any of them.
[s**... og joke, I agree]

Scientists claim that after man dolphins rank 2nd in intelligence..

After that comes apes, then some species of parrots.
I guess that pushes women down to 5th.

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

On face value it might seem like a splendid idea, but as much suffering and pain these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

Life was recently discovered on Mars.

NASA had recently sent more cameras to monitor the surface of Mars when they came across a creature that they had never seen before. Due to it's large ears and long tail they decided that this was some new form of feline species. However, upon closer inspection they found that this creature was not moving and in fact had large tire marks across it's back. Based on these findings NASA had but one unfortunate observation to make.
"Curiosity killed the cat"

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that

a chimp was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the chimp, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.
A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.
He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."
"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."
"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

What did the Humpback say to the s**... who was leaving early to get a species change?

You should stay a whale.

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.

By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do

Unite us all as a species

Dad jokes meet dog jokes

Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?
It has the thickest bark.

Why are sheep the most unimpressed species on the planet?

Because all they ever say is meeeeeh .

Homosexuality is found in over 150 different species, homophobia is only found in two.

We aren't doing enough to exterminate the f**...-hating squirrel.

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books...

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books--The Bible and Darwin's Origin of the Species. Astonished, he asked the ape, "Not only can you read, you're reading two books at once!?"
"Well," said the chimp, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."

There are thousands of different mosquito species

And they all s**....

Not your dairy insect

An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:
- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk
"Lactose in taller ant"

How many species of wild cat are there?

I don't have an exact number, but there's an ocelot of them.

Species joke, How many species of wild cat are there?

jokes about species

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