Specialty Jokes
31 specialty jokes and hilarious specialty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about specialty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From classic one-liners to puns about a specific specialty, this article explores the funniest jokes in every medical specialty category. Get ready for a good giggle with these special jokes that are sure to make you smile or even laugh out loud.
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Funniest Specialty Short Jokes
Short specialty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The specialty humour may include short specialized jokes also.
- Starbucks created a new specialty drink to honor all the candidates running for Congress. It's called the Fullacrappacino
- I used to work for a specialty butcher. We had a motto.. You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!
- I was a doctor in the navy and my specialty was proctology. I always got behind in my work, but I eventually attained the rank of Rear Admiral.
- Hey, girl... Are you a cell phone? 'Cause I could stare at you all day...
(I am ashamed to admit that intentionally bad pickup lines are my specialty.) - Campers are opening up a restaurant. You should try out their specialty: the S'morgasbord.
- I know this voice-over actress whose specialty is cartoon women who've just seen a mouse. She 'eeks' out a living.
- Senior joke Folgers has a new specialty coffee that's just for seniors. Folgers slogan for it is, "The best part of waking up is waking up"
- What do you call a German biplane used to shuttle people to a specialty footrace Mudder Fokker
- What medical specialty will start to experience large fluctuations in income from payers? Eurology
- Transportation is my specialty Specifically 4-7 year old girls, they call me the toddler fondler
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Specialty One Liners
Which specialty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with specialty? I can suggest the ones about special needs and special people.
- What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts
- if a dog was a contractor, what would his specialty be? roofing
- I met this Amputee Lumberjack He said his specialty was stumps
- what type of math is a ghost's specialty? Boolean algebra
- Self deprecating humor would be my specialty... If I was any good at it :(
- What is Syria's food specialty? Shish ka-BOOM!
- what is a pastor's specialty? the past.
- Did you know there is a specialty gift store for aunts? It's a very niece market.
- My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.
- What was the Gay Italian Chef's Specialty? Faghetti
- I like Specialty Teas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- What is a plant's specialty? HERBAL!
Special... Tea.
Heh. - I am opening a specialty shop that only sells flavored l**... It's called Hole Foods
- Know what they call those specialty cake pans in the shape of p**...? Peter Pans
- An ex-s**... became a gastroenterologist. His specialty was performing a colonoscopey.
Silly Specialty Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about specialty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean it specialist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make specialty pranks.
Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)
Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?
A Donkey Was Found Dead In Front of a Church
So the priest did the reasonable thing and called the police chief.
Hey, i would like to report a donkey has been found dead in front of the church
The Chief replies: But father isn't that your specialty? You are knowledgeable on how to clean the body and prepare it for burial, right?
The priest replies: You are correct, but we like to notify the next of kin.
So there were a group of guys drinking at a bar...
When another customer leaned over and asked what they were celebrating.
"My buddy here is going to be a Doctor!"
"Really? What specialty?"
"He's going to be a gynecologist!"
"Really? I was this close to being a gynecologist!" He said, holding his fingers about an inch apart.
"What did you end up doing?"
"I'm a proctologist."
A medical student
A medical student walks into his favorite local bar and orders a beer. "I've finally decided what my practice will specialize in," the student tells the bartender. "It will be in the study and treatment of the diseases and disorders of the Adam's apple." "Is there some sort of fancy medical name for that specialty?" the bartender asks. "Yes," the student replies. "I'll be a guyneckologist."
looking for investors for my new specialty dating site
So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)
