The Best 29 Special People Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Special People jokes. There are some special people children jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these special people women puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Special People Jokes and Puns

USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.

A man goes up to the leader of a circus

A man goes up to the circus, and says to the leader of the circus "I can do great bird impressions." The leader of the circus says "That's nothing special, lots of people can do great bird impressions, so get out of here"
The man says "ok" and flies away.

How to tell whether someone is an idiot

Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?

For that, we have special questions.

Can you name an example?

Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?

But doctor, that surely won't work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.

After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

Hell doesn't sound all that bad...

Lots of people have even told me there's a special place for me there.

Thanksgiving will be extra special this year

Because people will be spreading diseases to each other, just like in the original.

What makes Jesus so special?

People are always banging on about Jesus and how he's so great because he managed to feed the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, what about Hitler? He made 8 million Jews toast.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What special ingredient do cannibals put in their burritos?

People de gallo

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown

My friend "Jesus wasn't that special"...

After he said that I say "but he made thousands of people bread"
He turns back to me and says "so what, hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

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I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans

Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?

There's a special type of people who are always in a hurry.

The Rushians.

I participated in a poll..

It asked, "Do you consider yourself unique and special?"
99 people voted for yes.
I was the 100th who voted for no. I guess everyone is different, I am the only ordinary one.

Negative people

There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe.
It's called the 3rd Quadrant.

People are like flowers.

They come in many shapes and colors, each special and beautiful in its own way.

Historically, though, people have purchased some colors a lot more than others.

An elite military unit is now full of disabled people.

They call it the 'Special Forces'.

People keep comparing the election to Empire Strikes Back or Revenge Of The Sith...

Personally I would have gone with The Star Wars Christmas Special

I dont like music made by special needs people...

I've never really been one for slow jams.

Older people are easier to make laugh. Young people are like Google passwords. . .

It needs to be have a special character, a capital letter , a number and you can't use the same as last time.

Even though I hate it, math is special.

It's the only place I can buy 400 cantaloupes without people asking what the hell's wrong with me

Comedians are like Pandemics

They spend all their time traveling the world, Until people start noticing that they're killing. Then some special recording happens-to-make ev'ry-one stay home.

After charging morbidly obese people extra for their plane seats, air traffic companies hatched a plan to schedule special flights for morbidly obese people in the future...

but it never took off.

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

"May I borrow your pen?"
"No, these are my special pens, and this is my second to last one"
"What's so special about them?"
"They are my ultimate writing instrument. I usually use them to keep track of the score in ultimate frisbee. Plus, they have famous people on them."
"Who is that?"
"That's Sean Penn. He's my favorite actor."
"Where did you get them?"
"At the University of Pennsylvania."
"Oh, I see. So that is your penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen."

What part of the army do retarded people go to?

Special forces.

If the special olympics is for disabled people...

What were they thinking sending special forces into Afghanistan?

People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired.

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.

β€œThe food and service were great!” he said.

His friend asked, β€œWhat’s the name of the place?”

β€œGee, I don’t remember,” he said, β€œWhat do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”

β€œYou mean a rose?” asked his friend.

β€œThat’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, β€œRose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

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