The Best 4 Special Operations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Special Operations jokes. There are some special operations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these special operations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Special Operations Jokes and Puns

Sanctions aren't Sanctions

Putin warned that the sanctions imposed by the West are akin to an act of war .

Someone needs to let him know that they're not sanctions.

They're Special Financial Operations

*not my joke but haven't seen it posted here*

What do you call a special forces guy that shaves everything?

A smooth operator.

Who authorizes all U.S. naval special operations?

The SEAL of approval.

You hear about that contracting company that's owned and operated by dogs?

They specialize in roofing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the special operations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working special operations piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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