Special Olympics Jokes
68 special olympics jokes and hilarious special olympics puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about special olympics that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Special Olympics Short Jokes
Short special olympics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The special olympics humour may include short olympic sports jokes also.
- With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village.. The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.
- Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well.
- What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
- The White House reversed its proposed cuts to the Special Olympics. Now Don Jr. can finally get back to training.
- I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events.
- Why did they cancel basketball in the Special Olympics? All the players kept getting disqualified for excessive dribbling.
- Did you hear the President overruled Betsy DeVos and is restoring the Special Olympics funding? I hear he wants to compete.
- Trump says that the Special Olympics will still be funded despite DeVos' plan. This is presumably so Eric and Don Jr can still compete.
- Donald Trump spends more money on Trips to play golf at Mara Lago than it would cost to put on the Special Olympics he wants to cut Can we make the Special Olympics Trump golf at Mara Logo ?
- A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics.
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Special Olympics One Liners
Which special olympics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with special olympics? I can suggest the ones about olympic games and olympic athletes.
- What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking
- The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race...
- What do Special Olympics golfers always ask each other? "What's your handicap?"
- What did the winner of the Special Olympics get? Atrophy
- What's better than participating in the special Olympics? Not.
- What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
- Whats the most popular event at the Special Olympics Downs Hill Skiing.
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- I would be glad to see a special Olympics with allowed doping...
- What fabric softener is used on the uniforms at the Special Olympics? Downy
- At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols... They use Spud Guns.
- Just watched the 2017 Special Olympics. It was a reeeerun.
- What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal.
- Why was the chimney in the special olympics? Because it was Re-tarred.
- What is the handicap parking like at the special olympics.
The Funniest Special Olympics Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about special olympics you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean summer olympics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make special olympics pranks.
Special h**...
Getting a h**... from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...
You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...
I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics?
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Best headline I have ever read
"Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"
Hear about the r**... terrorists?
They attacked the special olympics.
Did you hear Nintendo was making a Special Olympics game?
It's called Wiitarded
What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics?
A handiclap
Did you guys see the Special Olympics snap story?
The soccer players wouldn't be too bad if they weren't so slow.
The Special Olympics offend me.
I really hate it when people anthropomorphize r**....
My o**... are like the Special Olympics...
There's lots of drooling and everyone is a winner.
A man is out shopping and discovers
a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?
Not being r**...
Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Not being r**....
A man walks into a store to buy condoms
He notices that there are Olympic condoms on sale. He returns home and tells his wife, "Honey I bought Olympic condoms for us tonight!"
Wife: What's so special about them.
Husband: Well, there's a gold one, a silver one and a bronze one.
Wife: Which one are you gonna wear tonight?
Husband: The gold one of course!
Wife: Why don't you wear the silver one, it would be nice if you came second for a change.
Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics
Once you get there, you realize those kids are really good at bowling.
What do the Special Olympics and a h**... have in common?
You appreciate the effort but you could do it better.
Special olympics and a h**... is very similar.
You really appreciate the effort, but you know you could do better.
Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics
It doesn't matter who wins, you're both r**...!
I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic." Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife...
"Olympic condoms!?" she asked. "What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!"
Chuckling, I replied, "No,no! You see, there are three colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze!"
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asked cheekily.
"Gold of course!" I said proudly.
She retorted, "Really?! Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
Did you know they have speed skating in the special olympics?
But I've heard they're all slow.
The special Olympics are proud to present their first Boxing match event as
Logan Paul vs KSI
If the special olympics is for disabled people...
What were they thinking sending special forces into Afghanistan?
getting into an argument on the internet is kind of like participating in the special olympics
i could never win either one because i'm a worthless loser
Nintendo is releasing a new special olympics game for the Wii!!
They are calling it wiitarded
A bus from the Special Olympics crashed when they skidded on a freshly paved highway.
It was because they re-tarred it.
For me, fighting on the internet is kind of like winning the special olympics
Because even if I win, I still can't come up with an original joke.
Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics
Talk about k**... someone when they're Downs
We learned today that Trump blocked a proposed budget change that would have eliminated finding for the Special Olympics.
He must have been pretty mad at the thought of being unable to compete this year.
My girlfriend and I were shopping today. We saw that t**... had designed Olympic sponsored Condoms? I told here we had to buy some...
What's so special about them?
They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.
And what color are you going to wear tonight?
Gold, obviously!
Why not Silver? It'd be great if you could come second for a change.
