The Best 35 Special Olympics Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Special Olympics Jokes and Puns

Olympic Condoms. (NSFW)

A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said "Olympic Condoms". He bought it, and told his wife about it.

" - Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?"

" - They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze."

" - And what color are you going to wear tonight?"

" - Gold, obviously!"

" - Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change."

With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village..

The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.

Special Hand Job

Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...

You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...

Special Olympics joke, Special Hand Job

A man walks into a store to buy condoms

He notices that there are Olympic condoms on sale. He returns home and tells his wife, "Honey I bought Olympic condoms for us tonight!"

Wife: What's so special about them.

Husband: Well, there's a gold one, a silver one and a bronze one.

Wife: Which one are you gonna wear tonight?

Husband: The gold one of course!

Wife: Why don't you wear the silver one, it would be nice if you came second for a change.

My girlfriend and I were shopping today. We saw that Trojan had designed Olympic sponsored Condoms? I told here we had to buy some...

What's so special about them?

They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.

And what color are you going to wear tonight?

Gold, obviously!

Why not Silver? It'd be great if you could come second for a change.


What do the Special Olympics and a hand job have in common?

You appreciate the effort but you could do it better.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Special Olympics joke, What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

The White House reversed its proposed cuts to the Special Olympics.

Now Don Jr. can finally get back to training.

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Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics

It doesn't matter who wins, you're both retarded!

I find humour in the simple things...

That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events.

Special olympics and a handjob is very similar.

You really appreciate the effort, but you know you could do better.

Why did they cancel basketball in the Special Olympics?

All the players kept getting disqualified for excessive dribbling.

The Special Olympics is like Nascar.

You're not watching it for the race...

Special Olympics joke, The Special Olympics is like Nascar.

Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics

Talk about kicking someone when they're Downs

We learned today that Trump blocked a proposed budget change that would have eliminated finding for the Special Olympics.

He must have been pretty mad at the thought of being unable to compete this year.

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.


What do Special Olympics golfers always ask each other?

"What's your handicap?"

Did you hear the President overruled Betsy DeVos and is restoring the Special Olympics funding?

I hear he wants to compete.

Trump says that the Special Olympics will still be funded despite DeVos' plan.

This is presumably so Eric and Don Jr can still compete.

Donald Trump spends more money on Trips to play golf at Mara Lago than it would cost to put on the Special Olympics he wants to cut

Can we make the Special Olympics Trump golf at Mara Logo ?

What did the winner of the Special Olympics get?

Atrophy

What's better than participating in the special Olympics?

Not.

A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics

They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics.

What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics?

A handiclap

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

getting into an argument on the internet is kind of like participating in the special olympics

i could never win either one because i'm a worthless loser

Arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics

Once you get there, you realize those kids are really good at bowling.

Whats the most popular event at the Special Olympics

Downs Hill Skiing.

Hear about the retarded terrorists?

They attacked the special olympics.

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

For me, fighting on the internet is kind of like winning the special olympics

Because even if I win, I still can't come up with an original joke.

A bus from the Special Olympics crashed when they skidded on a freshly paved highway.

It was because they re-tarred it.

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