The Best 10 Special Forces Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Special Forces jokes. There are some special forces soldiers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these special forces recon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Special Forces Jokes and Puns

What do parrots call their special forces?


What do you call an autistic guy in the army?

Special Forces

(my friend said this, i dont know if this is a repost)

What do you do if you're too stupid for the Army?

Join the special forces.

What do you call an autistic soldier?

Special forces.

What do you call a group of autistic soldiers?

Special Forces

What do you call a special forces guy that shaves everything?

A smooth operator.

An elite military unit is now full of disabled people.

They call it the 'Special Forces'.

What do you call a group of Czechoslovakian special forces guarding a piece of road?


What part of the army do retarded people go to?

Special forces.

If the special olympics is for disabled people...

What were they thinking sending special forces into Afghanistan?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the special forces armed forces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working special forces force piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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